(Link joined the chat)
LINK: Hey, uh, anybody here?
10 minutes later
LINK: Um.. you see... I know it's been like two months..... and I really haven't talked to any of you...
LINK: But I'm back! Uh. Hello?
LINK: I'll send you an invite then
5 minutes later
LINK: No response... I guess I'm alone then...
(Link left the chat)
(Daruk joined the chat)
DARUK: Daruk is ready to roll! Anyone here? It's been a while so I thought I'd see what's going on in the old chat
(Revali joined the chat)
REVALI: Daruk?
DARUK: REVALI!
REVALI: Oh hylia, I was hoping that If I found anyone here it would be somebody who wasn't you
DARUK: :(
REVALI: Anyways what are you doing here on the chat? I check it regularly but I haven't seen you around
DARUK: I came because there's a holiday this weekend!
REVALI: Yeah I know it's tomorrow, on saturday
DARUK: I meant the one on sunday
REVALI: What's that?
DARUK: The 1 year anniversary of the BOTW Champions Group Chat!
REVALI: Oh yeah! How could I forget. I've been on this stupid chat for almost a year
(Urbosa joined the chat)
(Zelda joined the chat)
ZELDA: So Urbosa, looking forward to the 1st anniversary?
URBOSA: Yes of course
REVALI: ah great I guess this is a reunion day
DARUK: HEY EVERYONE! Lady Urbosa, Tiny Princess
ZELDA: Don't call me that! My title is Princess Zelda Hyrule the One-Hundredth of the Holy and Sacred Kingdom of Hyrule
DARUK: Whoa those are big words
REVALI: Sigh
(Mipha joined the chat)
MIPHA: Link?
REVALI: LINK? HE'S HERE?
DARUK: I forgot about Link! What ever happened to the little guy!
MIPHA: Well after the chat became self conscious in mid-July, it shut down all online services across Hyrule and a Dark Age began
MIPHA: The Guardians became under the control of the self-conscious chat and attacked Hyrule and all of us were separatted
MIPHA: Until last Tuesday, when Dr Purah and Dr Robbie broke into the Castle to shut down the Chat and restore Hyrule to normal. The Chat is no longer self-conscious
DARUK: So basically we've all reunited except Link?
MIPHA: Yes. I really want to see him though
(Link joined the chat)
LINK: Nobody's here. Why am I even trying
REVALI: Oh great he's here
MIPHA: LINK!
DARUK: it's little guy!
URBOSA: He's back
ZELDA: Hooray!
LINK: Well now that we're all reunited, we got preparations to do!
MIPHA: What for?
LINK: Why the 1st anniversary of this Group Chat of course! Today's Friday and it's on Sunday! We're gonna invite everyone!
DARUK: Well what are you all waiting for? Let's go prepare!
(Link, Mipha, Daruk, Revali, Urbosa, and Zelda left the chat)
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BotW Champions Group Chat
FanfictionJoin the cast of Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity as they fight each other, roast each other, make memes and references, discuss ships, and declare wars. (Extreme cringe warning) This was inspired by other breath of the wild Champion Group Chat st...
