➯ 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐒𝐖𝐀𝐍 -〚𝒀𝑶𝑰 𝒙 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓〛

➯ 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙥𝙚

(WOOF WOOF BARK BARK THIS MAN IS SO HOT AND SO IS YUURI THE POWER OF THEM TOGETHER IS UNSTOPPABLE)

➯𝙫𝙤𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩!

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a sliver of light from the open curtain hits my face, and i slowly open my eyes to see a blonde head of hair resting on my chest.

i freeze. i feel the blood rush to my face.

HOW DID WE GET HERE!??

... flashback time ... 

yurio glares down at me on the floor.

dear god this is embarrassing...

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MAKING ALL THAT NOISE!?"

"WHAT AM I DOING?? YOU'RE THE ONE YELLING IDIOT!"

"SAYS YOU OLD HAG!"

"I'M LITERALLY ONLY A YEAR OLDER THAN YOU-"

suddenly a door opens from further down the hall. we both turn our heads.

sarah comes from the open door, with a face mask on.

"if you too don't shut up-" she gets interrupted by mickey who comes from behind her.

"IS THERE A PROBLEM SARAH? WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!"

i sweat drop.

then a third door opens... revealing seung-gil.

sarah gasps, "SEUNG-GIL! do you want to watch a movie with us-" before sarah can finish he goes back into his room slamming the door on her.

i stifle a laugh.

"..."

mickey starts banging on his door, "THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT A WOMAN ESPECIALLY SARAH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU OPEN UP NOW!"

i look at the mess we've made... then look back up at yurio.

"this is all your stupid fault piglet."

"my fault!?? you're the one who yelled first!"

"WELL YOU WOKE ME UP WITH YOUR SHITTY WHINING!"

"THEN PUT IN EARPLUGS BLONDY, NOT MY PROBLEM!"

the entire hallway is filled with yelling, until finally another door opens, and yakov steps out in a... bath robe..?

oh to see without my eyes-

he inhales, "EVERYONE SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP OR YOU CAN ALL SLEEP OUTSIDE FOR ALL I CARE!!"

"..." we all stare at him.

mickey nervously chuckles, "night guys see you in spain!"

sarah follows, "NIGHT!" she bolts into her room.

yakov huffs and looks down at me, then yuri.

"and what are you two doing? we have an early flight tomorrow now go to bed!" he turns, flipping his robe like a cape and stomping into his room.

i turn back to yurio, "still not my fault."

"WHY YOU-"

"ah ah ah~ yakov will come out again~!"

he scoffs, "tch, whatever. why aren't you in your room ice princess? heh, knowing your dumbass you probably forgot your keycard or something." he leans against his door frame, holding it open.