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@theofficialmarauders: prongs was being an asshole about us not telling him what Lily comments so.... look at these buffoons debating whether or not to pull Prongs back out of the lake 🐺 🐀 🐕 🦌
in shot: Moony and Wormtail
photo creds: padfoot
unseen: Prongs, inside the lake
note: here's to hoping this post won't be as wild as the last

tagged: @prongspotter @moonylupin @wormtail @siriuslypadfoot

comments:

@moonylupin: james is out now he's sitting on the lakeside
@prongspotter: peter here, he says he's cold, his fingers are too frozen to type 
@lilsevans: he should be getting inside now, or he might get hypothermia or frostbite, what were you thinking tossing him into the lake in the middle of november you idiots
@wormtail: he's grinning like a cheesling cat 
@lilsevans: its cheshire you dumb shit

@cherlapinbonbon_no1bestie: this seems interesting
@regulusblack: WHO THE FUCK CHANGED YOUR USERNAME ARCHIE 😡 
@cherlapinbonbon_no1bestie: i did
@siriuslypadfoot: i helped
@regulusblack: SIRIUS
@cissy: be glad aunt Walburga doesnt have ig 
@bellatrixles: or uncle Orion😌
@galaxy: you'd be screwed
@siriuslypadfoot: nah Mrs. Potter is my mum now❤️
@siriuslypadfoot: dw i still love YOU guys
@siriuslypadfoot: not you bella (hahah jk✨)
@bellatrixles: thanks Sirius feelings mutual❤️

@oldmacdonald: great another Marauders thread or whatever and im in history with the sixth years AGAIN 🤦‍♀️ (because of detention this time tho)
@emmyvance: we're all hooked

@franklyspeaking: so i made my way over to the lake and James is turning blue
@lilsevans: he's WHAT
@poppy.pomfrey: that's not good

@marley: we were sitting in the head's dorm and Lily just flung her phone aside and bolted out of the room, Dorks took her phone and is following her
@dorky.m: i think she's going to the lake do you boys see her?
@siriuslypadfoot: we see her
@dorky.m: we can write whatever we want without he screaming as i have her phone lmaooo @offcialjilyfanclub wya 

@officialjilyfanclub: so this marauders post has jily too? this just keeps getting better
@alice.not.in.wonderland: how four boys can have the whole school hooked is beyond me
@moonylupin: us too
@siriuslypadfoot: we're just that good 

@franklyspeaking: lily found us, conjured a blanket and now is fussing over james, trying to figure out how to take him to the dorms
@siriuslypadfoot: she decided to levitate him. now a hovering and very satisfied James is following Lily back
@amos.duggery: lucky bastard 🥴
@moonylupin: if he were online he'd tell you to piss off 

@marley: lily reached the dorms, she shoved us away and is now in James' bedroom while we try to eavesdrop
@emmyvance: OOOH LILY AND JAMES ALONE
@marley: you should know... we gave lily her phone back
@lilsevans: 😃
@lilsevans has blocked @emmyvance
@emmyvance: second time right? anyone counting🦩

@siriuslypadfoot: we have come outside the heads dorm open up
@marley: no way, Lily's gonna be so mad
@franklyspeaking: the portrait girl is being so annoying rn
@lilsevans: why does literally everyone hate cynthia? 
@lilsevans: and Mar let them in they're only gonna annoy you if they're outside

@lilsevans: no one cares but Potter is asleep and thankfully warm
@emmyvance: how did you warm him 😉 
@oldmacdonald: EMMY!
@lilsevans: what did she say?
 @lilsevans has unblocked @ emmyvance
@lilsevans: WTAF EM
 @lilsevans has blocked @emmyvance
@lilsevans has reported @emmyvance

@alice.not.in.wonderland: lily literally nearly threw her phone into the fire again thanks em
@franklyspeaking: as someone who recently had their phone destroyed, LILY NO-
@siriuslypadfoot: it was funny though
@moonlupin: wtf sirius

@prongspotter: im fine, and get your mind out of the gutter em
@lilsevans: why are you not sleeping?
@prongspotter: um because 
@lilsevans: SLEEP
@prongspotter: can't
@lilsevans: dont make me come up there
@prongspotter: added bonus
@prongspotter: not as much of a threat as you think it is

@dorky.m: lily just cast a sleeping charm on James from down here
@lilsevans: that'll show him
@lilsevans: aDdEd bOnuS
@professorfiliusflitwick: good job ms Evans
@siriuslypadfoot: why does every teacher have an ig?

@moonylupin: lets wrap up this 'thread' before it goes out of hand like the last last one and every other one we've had so far
@marley: good idea
@a.particularly.good.finder: awwww whyyy
@ravenspaw: dontttt
@harryjames: but im having funnn
@jilychild: ^^^^
@lilsevans: @jilychild WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR USER

@jilychild: Lily Evans is attacking me come on the rest of you
@jilyshipper: hello
@jilybaby: sup
@itslames: how u doin
@lames_l0ve_ch1ld: heyo
@lily_n_james: aloha
@jily4life: how are you
@justshipsLJ: hiiii
@shippingJL: this isnt even half of us
@lily.and.james.sitting.in.a.tree: we are eveywhere
@k.i.s.s.i.n.g_jily: EVERYWHERE
@jilyscales: you should see the group
@marley: our group?
@jilylovesalot: no OUR group
@jilylames: you have a group?
@dorky.m: yes. YOU have a group?
@justjily: yes
@flowerpotts: yes
@teamjily: but only jily themed users allowed
@officialjilyfanclub: we created it its so fun
@justlames: we even write fanfic
@lilsevans: what the fuck

@marley: lily passed out and the boys carried her up its gonna be so funny when she wakes up next to james
@floralflowerpot: you did WHAT?
@oldmacdonald: she's gonna kill you i hope you know that
@emmyvance: she's probably gonna go into a rage when she wakes up bevause of all the jilys, so who cares we'll get killed anyway
@dorky.m: better to go out in style like taylor swift said
@alice.not.in.wonderland: pretty sure that was we never go out of style but amen

@wormtail: at least james doesnt remember about lily's comment from yesterday

a/n:coming up with those weird arse names was also fucking hilarious i actually loved it.

and im thinking, at 40 chapters, i'll end this book and write the rest in a sequel? what do you think because i dont want this to be obnoxiously long

anyway hope you enjoyed, lots of love

ana ♥