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a/n: this story doesnt follow the irl timeline im too lazy for that, so they dont celebrate her birthday just yet but HBD to our favourite redhead queen lily evans celebrating 61 years of being awesome 

[me editing, a year later: ITS BEEN A YEAR-]

@emmyvance has posted

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@emmyvance: omg she has time in her day for me fangirl moment also why does the side of hogwarts look so dry @haggeredhagrid

tagged: headgirl of hogwarts: @lilsevans, @haggeredhagrid

comments:

@haggeredhagrid: water it yerself why dont yer? try waterin the whole area and see
@emmyvance: ...

@lilsevans: aaah today was so much fun! that and my hair looks blondish browinsh in the picture lmao
@emmyvance: maybe its the lighting
@alice.not.in.wonderland: so this was where you were all day eh?
@marley: have i been replaced? wtf is this lils?
@dorky.m: have we*. also yeah lil, explain
@lilsevans: as much as i wish you were, you guys are irreplaceable

@oldmacdonald: why wasn't i invited Em?
@marley: yeah lil
@dorky.m: yeah lil
@alice.not.in.wonderland: yeah lil
@lilsevans: guys this is seriously not even my post stop attacking me-
@emmyvance: sorry mary, next time!

@dextercreevey: omg how did you get Lily Evans to hang out with you?
@arnoldmacmillan: not me wondering the same thing
@emmyvance: ;)
@lilsevans: literally just ask

@prongspotter: WTF EVANS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME WITH THE PATROL SCHEDULES!
@lilsevans: totally slipped my mind 
@prongspotter: istg i hate you
@lilsevans: what a coincidence, me too!
@theofficialjilyfanclub: y'all are too cute

@amelia_skins: great picture em, you guys look cute!
@emmyvancy: thanks a lot Amelia
@johnnycreevey: i love how Amelia Bones is the only one who doesn't care that Lily was hanging with Em
@lilsevans: #bemorelikebones1977

@alice.not.in.wonderland has posted

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@alice.not.in.wonderland: not us forcing Lily to hang out with us after a day of being neglected. photo creds go to a screaming me

tagged: @lilsevans @marley @dorky.m

comments

@lilsevans: come on i wasn't neglecting you guys, i was just spending time with a different friend!
@marley: that makes you neglect us

@dorky.m: you were neglecting us
@alice.not.in.wonderland: Frank here, hi, just want you to know that alice disagrees with lily
@lilsevans: what do you think frank 

@alice.not.in.wonderland: i think you are allowed to have other friends too

@alice.not.in.wonderland: shit alice read that

@alice.not.in.wonderland: goodbye cruel world

@dorky.m: me chilling on the roof hanging precariously dyk i do all my own stunts
@lilsevans: everyone knows we charmed you to stick to the ledge and placed cusioning charms and you still screamed

@prongspotter: LILY EVANS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COME AND HELP ME WITH THE SCHEDULING AFTER WTF?
@lilsevans: sorry potter, my bad totally wasnt intentional at all
@prongspotter: i loathe you with every cell in my body
@lilsevans: funny how when i told you that last year it had no effect? all you did was ask me if the cells in my boobs counted too.
@prongspotter: just shut up.

@siriuslypadfoot: not me eating popcorn watching everyone gang up on Lily.
@lilsevans: 🖕
@moonylupin: i think you are allowed to have more than one group of friends.
@wormtail: i agree with Moony
@lilsevans: you two are my only hope, my only friends.
@siriuslypadfoot: and you call me dramatic

@emmyvance: honestly you guys, blame me for stealing Lily
@lilsevans: yeah blame her
@emmyvance: you where supposed to be on my side evans
@lilsevans: sorry, blame no body!
@alice.not.in.woderland: betrayl
@lilsevans: and we call Sirius dramatic
@siriuslypadfoot: DID SOMEONE SAY SIRIUS BLACK 
@anastacia-LJ: lauren lopez loml
@alice.not.in.wonderland: wtf dude we didn't even @ you

@prongspotter has posted

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@prongspotter: finally got evans to help out with the prefects patrols also yes that is me i know im hot pc to evans

tagged: @lilsevans

comments

@lilsevans: the most boring hour of my life and keep fooling yourself mate"hOt"
@prongspotter: it never could be boring with you loml light in the dark sweet creature 
@lilsevans: okay, bane of my existence
@prongspotter: and i am hot! you took the picture
@lilsevans: yes because you made me not out of the non existent love i feel for you
@prongspotter: you're rude and i hate you
@lilsevans: 👍

@franklyspeaking: just wanted to let you guys and @arnoldmacmillan know that a simple reparo can go a long way, btw great pic guys
@alice.not.in.wonderland: he's lying his phone is in shatters he's using his laptop.
@franklyspeaking: so you'll keep Lily's secrets, you'll keep marlene's secrets, you'll keep dorcas' secrets but you wont keep mine?
@alice.not.in.wonderland: nopE
@siriuslypadfoot: relationship goals fr

@marley: oooh some alone timeee 😉 
@lilsevans: if my brain wasnt already fried enough

@dorky.m: HELP THE PEOPLE IN THE PORTRAIT WHY ARE THEY FALLING ALL OVER THE PLACE ISNT THAT THE PAINTING OUTSIDE THE LIBRARY
@prongspotter: couple corridors down actually and its bc of my hotness
@lilsevans: keep fooling yourself its totally healthy

love from ana