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@siriuslypadfoot: hey guys

@prongspotter: hey sirius

@marley: hello

@moonylupin: what do you want Lily and I have an arithmancy test and we're studying

@moonlylupin: say what it is and shut up irritating asses we have like sixteen pages more to cover

@lilsevans: plus im still pissed at you lot for the stunt that you pulled the other day

@wormtail: what stunt?

@lilsevans: check the last post on your marauders ig honey 

@siriuslypadfoot: FUCK

@siriuslypadfoot: it isnt that important

@dorky.m: well you disturbed them, and i wont be falling asleep anytime soon

@dorky.m: i suppose i have mar to thank for the loud yelling that came every time i got a message?

@franklyspeaking: alice actually

@franklyspeaking: she was bored and tbf you left your phone lying around

@dorky.m: wtf alice?

@alice.not.in.wonderland: wtf frank? you exposed me?

@siriuslypadfoot: ooh issues alice im single

@prongspotter: shut up padfoot

@wormtail: yeah padfoot

@siriuslypadfoot: im like gay

@siriuslypadfoot: also what i wanted to say was now i know you stole all my lemons

@marley: who would steal a vat full of lemons?

@lilsevans: why the fuck do you have a vat full of lemons?

@moonylupin: he finds it funny when people open the fridge and find a vat full of lemons

@prongspotter: its a magically enlarged fridge

@dorky.m: duh james

@franklyspeaking: who stole your lemons?

@siriuslypadfoot: PETERRR

@wormtail: i- no- how'd you know

@alice.not.in.wonderland: you suck at lying even on text

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