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From James Potter to Lily Evans

@prongspotter: when did you change the password?

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@prongspotter: when did you change the password?

@lilsevans: when you were late????????????

@prongspotter: ayo please open the door Evans

@prongspotter: or tell me the new password

@prongspotter: the portrait girl called that weird knight from the divination floor

@prongspotter: he's trying to assault me

@prongspotter: apparently they're having an affair and Violet the Fat Lady's friend wants to know all about it

@prongspotter: i dont

@prongspotter: help

@lilsevans: stop spamming me 

@lilsevans: and i already told you

@lilsevans: if you got late i wont let you come in

@lilsevans: also you're coming from quidditch so you're probably sweaty and you most likely smell

@lilsevans: so you deserve whatever violet and sir cadogan are doing to you

@prongspotter: please 🥺🥺
[seen at 10:45]

[10:50]
@lilsevans: happy now?

@prongspotter: you opened the door, told me that if i did something so stupid again you would permanently lock me out, smacked my hair and told me to take a shower because i smelled.

@lilsevans: and.........?

@prongspotter: happy

@lilsevans: good.

@ lilsevans: now im going to bed so do not disturb me.

@prongspotter: whatever you say Evans

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a/n: so this is a short chapter which i discovered while doing my pre-publish edit. idk why i wrote this its so irrelevant lmao, and it totally breaks my text-photo-text sequence but its too cute to delete (and it would cause loads of effort) so here you go a fluff chapter. you can go to the next chapter since this is a double update due to the sheer size of this one. 

i promise it gets better as i wrote these like back when i didnt want to do ig just text.

ana <3

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