❝𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕤 𝕚𝕥!❞
The name literally says it all! It's instagram with some plot and some weird stuff, with a whole lot of chaos and occasional bouts of dRaMa and lots of crack.
❝ 𝕚 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕦𝕝𝕝❞
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@prongspotter: when did you change the password?
@lilsevans: when you were late????????????
@prongspotter: ayo please open the door Evans
@prongspotter: or tell me the new password
@prongspotter: the portrait girl called that weird knight from the divination floor
@prongspotter: he's trying to assault me
@prongspotter:apparently they're having an affair and Violet the Fat Lady's friend wants to know all about it
@prongspotter: i dont
@prongspotter: help
@lilsevans: stop spamming me
@lilsevans: and i already told you
@lilsevans: if you got late i wont let you come in
@lilsevans: also you're coming from quidditch so you're probably sweaty and you most likely smell
@lilsevans:so you deserve whatever violet and sir cadogan are doing to you
@prongspotter: please 🥺🥺 [seen at 10:45]
[10:50] @lilsevans: happy now?
@prongspotter: you opened the door, told me that if i did something so stupid again you would permanently lock me out, smacked my hair and told me to take a shower because i smelled.
@lilsevans: and.........?
@prongspotter: happy
@lilsevans: good.
@ lilsevans: now im going to bed so do not disturb me.
@prongspotter: whatever you say Evans
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a/n: so this is a short chapter which i discovered while doing my pre-publish edit. idkwhy i wrote this its so irrelevant lmao, and it totally breaks my text-photo-text sequence but its too cute to delete (and it would cause loads of effort) so here you go a fluff chapter. you can go to the next chapter since this is a double update due to the sheer size of this one.
i promise it gets better as i wrote these like back when i didnt want to do ig just text.