❝𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕤 𝕚𝕥!❞
The name literally says it all! It's instagram with some plot and some weird stuff, with a whole lot of chaos and occasional bouts of dRaMa and lots of crack.
❝ 𝕚 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕦𝕝𝕝❞
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editing ana: omg this is one of the most iconic chapters of this book
a new post from @officialmarauders
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@officialmarauders: how are we not drunk? like seriously someone explain how we can do stuff like this absolutely sober except for some grape soda? please someone tell me 🐺 🐀 🐕 🦌
in shot: Moony (pushing) Padfoot (in the cart) photo credits: random person we dont know who was filming a video and caught us unseen: Prongs and Wortail in another cart
@lilsevans: i agree with the caption how are you sober @moonylupin: tell me about it.
@franklyspeaking: YOU GUYS LEFT! @siriuslypadfoot: yes? @franklyspeaking: WITHOUT ME! @wormtail: sorry frank it was a marauders outing @franklyspeaking: I HATE YOU ALL @alice.not.in.wonderland: next time you come with us ok, leave them, we're (wait for it) @marley: BETTER THAN THE MARAUDERS! @emmyvance: its funny because its our group name we'll add you frank @franklyspeaking: you're a good bunch of friends @siriuslypadfoot: can we talk about the name-
@haggeredhagrid: STOP RUNNIN' O'ER THE HOGSMEADE FARMS WITH THOSE TROLLEYS @prongspotter: those are your farms? @haggerdhagrid: NO THE OWNER SAW KIDS ON HOGWARTS CLOTHES @wormtail: SO YOU KNOW THE GUY CHASING US @haggeredhagrid: CHASING YER? WHOSE CHASING YER @hogsmeadefarmspvtltd: I AM @prongspotter:@hogsmeadefarmspvtltd STOP CHASING US @hogsmeadefarmspvtltd: NO
@bellatierney: are you okay lol? you dont sound ok @siriuslypadfoot: we're fine bella, just being chased by some dude @hogsmeadefarmspvtltd: I WONT STOP @bellatierney: keep running
@moonylupin: SOMEONE TELL US HOW TO GET RID OF THIS PERSON @lilsevans: use celerius maximo to make your trolleys go quicker, obscuro propagatio to stop the weird farm guy from seeing you, use tardius to slow him down @swishandflitwick: good job miss evans @prongspotter: thanks a lot lily @lilsevans: no worries just dont let your stupid antics get you killed @wormtail: we'll try
@madamerosmerta: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BOYS AND FELTER SCARING AWAY ALL MY CUSTOMERS WITH YOUR STUPID RUNNING @moonylupin: sorry madame rosmerta we'll run away from main hogmeade now @prongspotter: also who the hell is felter @hogsmeadefarmspvtltd: ME, I AM FELTER @siriuslypadfoot: weird name dude
@moonylupin: HE JUST STARTED RUNNING FASTER BAD MOVE SIRIUS @siriuslypadfoot: what was i supposed to do if he had a naME LIKE FELTER @bellatierney: are you sure you guys are ok? @prongspotter: we're fine, we're fine-OBSUCORO PROPORTIAN @lilsevans: no yoU DUMBASS ITS OBSCURO PROPOGATIO YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED
