*"Itadori you are now my child. Call me mom."
*"Mai, I can not be bothered to care about your issues."
*Momo I will field goal you into another country. Shut the fuck up."
*"Noritoshi, you were the semen your mom should have swallowed."
*"Gojo, can I see your eyes for research purposes?"
*"I'm just saying, foreign women are the way to go for tall and fat ass women. Especially American women, I mean look at Megan Thes Stallion and Beyoncé."
*"Kasumi, I love you but you are not getting dick down by Gojo before me. Keep it moving."
*"Fushiguro, you are my sweet baby boy and you have most of my heart, but if your dad wants me, he's gonna get me."
*"I do love Gojo and I would love if he made me his wife, but if Nanami asks first, I'm not gonna say no. Like the fuck?"
*"Sukuna is hot, but he's in the body of Itadori... You see and understand the problem with that, right?"
*"Nobara is my best fucking friend and if I hear any of you trifling ass bitches talking shit about her again, I'm gonna do to you what Jason did to Kaneki in those 10 long agonizing days."
*"That old fart should have died a century ago."
*"Maki if I wasn't straight, I'd be your Pillow Princess... Keep that in mind."
*"Panda do you have any tendencies of your animal siblings? I just want to know."
*"What else can you do with that tongue? WAIT, WHAT?!"
*"Yaga-san, you are probably the only chill one here."
*"Man fuck those special grades and fuck those Kyoto kids. Other Kasumi and Aoi, I hope them special grades have them for lunch."
*"I can't believe I'm saying this to you, but just because men have more power doesn't mean you don't have power over men. You can ruin a man's whole bloodline with one good field goal to the dick."
*"Men ain't shit, so if I like a guy, he is worth my time and attention. Hence: Gojo, Yaga-san, and Nanami. Men like the bitchass principal at Kyoto is an example of men who aren't shit."
*"I'm too stubborn and emotional to be a hoe. I could be a sugar baby tho."
*"IF YOU WANT ITADORI DEAD, YOU'RE A MISTAKE YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE ABORTED!"
*"HASHTAG GIVE GOJO SATORU A FUCKING RAISE!"
*"Momo if you sucked dick as much as you talk shit, you wouldn't be fighting death let alone working."
*"Noritoshi you were a one-night stand gone wrong. No, an abortion gone wrong."
*"Mai, compared to your sister, you're fugly. Fucking ugly."
*"Aoi if you put your hand on Fushiguro again, I'll put you down like a sick dog."
*"I will unplug your life support to charge my phone, you old bitch. Try me."
*"JUJUTSU HIGH IS CORRUPTED AND NEEDS A BETTER REPRESENTATIVE! I RECOMMEND PRINCIPAL YAGA MASAMICHI!"
*"HASHTAG IJICHI DESERVES A THREE YEAR PAID VACATION!"
*"It must suck to be you, Ijichi."
*"Aoi you're not supposed to beat up your friends. You beat up the people who mean your friends harm. Like ninety percent of your school."
*"If you are on my list, your life will be spared. If not, you're dead to me. That's a majority of Kyoto high."
*"I can and will go to jail for murder and arson if you hurt a hair on Itadori's body."
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.A/N: Felt petty because of episode 18. Don't judge me. The shade is fun as hell.
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Anime One Shots And Imagines (Black Ocs)
FanfictionYour favorite anime characters x black girls. Imagine and oneshots.