"Come on Sir." Waurdo says trying to Convince his user "Just once. I promise I won't record you again."
"I've already told you Waurdo... I'm not doing it..." Danny pouts
"Come on... don't you trust me?"
"Absolutely not! two days ago you were throwing me like an American football!" Danny exclaims
"just do it.... I'll give you one free "Quiet day" Pass if you do..." Waurdo responds
"Ugh... Fine..." Danny sighs trying to hide the fact he did kind of want to try this out
he presses a button on a music box Waurdo stole from Jiro
as he does Waurdo floats to the edge of his 5 metre range
and begins snapping smoothly
the song that plays is "The Time of my life" by Tim Medley and Jennifer Warnes
Danny runs toward his stand jumping into his arms as Waurdo lifts him in the air.
(Skip to 3:07 if you don't know the reference and song Que)
(I'm so sorry for what I'm about to assault you with....)
(Yet again before I started to (Rightfully) feel self-conscious but if Chris has to suffer it everyone else does too)
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(I hate I was even born just because of this... I'd go further but I don't want to look like I'm fishing)
right then Kaminari walks in
"Okay Danny we're all going to the hospital to visit--"
he sees the scene of Danny floating in the air with absolutely nothing beneath him.
out of embarrassment Danny instinctively calls back this stand causing him to comically flap his arms in mid air before falling face first onto the floor breaking his nose.
he jumps up with a start plugging his bleeding nose
"Danny are you okay?! are you okay Danny?!" Kaminari asks concerned.
Danny continues to rub his nose as steam lightly emits from his nostrils.
"Oh yeah, Healing factor." Kaminari sighs.
Danny painfully grabs his nose and twists it back into shape before rubbing it a bit more.
he begins sniffing until he regains his sense of smell
"Boy..." Danny says to himself in a nasally tone "a Healing factor is really nice, I can see why all the Nomu have one."
suddenly before Danny can prepare his things for classes his phone goes off
"Hey Danny." a voice begins. "Are we going to talk about that kiss two days ago?"
"ONLY IF IT'S FOLLOWED BY A SECOND!!!! EH-OH!" Waurdo says manifesting and holding his hand out for a high five.
Danny gives him a cold glare and turns away.
Waurdo clutches his chest keeling over "Et Tu, Brute?"
"O-O-oh th-that?" Danny says getting nervous.
being the attention whore he is Waurdo begins spewing death quotes...
TW:"Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man... Tybalt, Romeo and Juliet"
"Wh-What about it?" Danny continues
"Well..." Zenkei begins. "when I didn't hear back from you I was afraid I might have been too direct."
TW:"my soul is clog'd with blood— I cannot rise! I dare not ask for mercy— It is too late, he drags me down; I sink, I sink, — my soul is lost forever! — Oh! — Oh! King Macbeth, Macbeth"
"Oh! no! it's just the whole half our class and School staff has been hospitalized and everyones stressed out." Danny excuses.
"Oh... well are you okay? Mentally I mean... cuz... y'know.... healing factor and all." Zenkei asks
"Oh yeah, Deku, Todoroki and Mr. Aizawa are tough cookies.... Fuck Bakugou though...." Danny responds without a hint of sarcasm in that last statement.
TW:"I have Offended God and Mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have, Leonardo Da vinci."
"Oh then..." she pauses. " I was wondering if you'd like to.... um... Meet my parents?"
Danny falls silent before saying "Sure." without realizing it.
TW:"Remerciez Madame Forget. Louis Riel."
"Oh! That's great." Zenkei responds "I mean you could have said no and I would have covered for you."
Danny would correct his previous statement but she seems happy.
TW:"It was Beauty killed the beast.... that's from King Kong..."
and what's the worse that could happen? Danny already knows her dad who probably kinda hates him... on a personal level, on a professional level they're pretty tight.
"Yeah... maybe the next day I could meet your parents--"
"Parent." Danny corrects her with a stern tone
"Oh yeah your dads gone, right?" she inquires.
"Yes..." Danny replies not exactly lying but not exactly telling her the truth.
which was also taken as a confirmation of meeting Danny's mom....
TW:"To die: - to sleep: No more; and, by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wished.... to be honest I don't know what that's from but it's a shakespeare thing..."
"Then it's a plan." Zenkei says "See you tonight Danny.... Boy...." she awkwardly says.
"you too Zen-- Wait... TONIGHT?!" Danny says just as she hangs up.
Waurdo looks at Danny
"I feel strangely at peace. I no longer resent the world... in my very last moment, I could meet this great man, this warm human... I'm ready to meet my queen.... Bruford, Joj-- wait.... does mom even know we have a girlfriend?"
Danny realizes he kinda skimped on that detail in his last few weekly emails.
"Eh." Danny sighs. "Mom's used to me throwing stuff on her at the last second."
"We're a terrible son..." Waurdo says
"Come on... we have class to get to." Danny says as he grabs his backpack.
