(Ik it's been several months and this is still on hiatus but figured I may as well publish the unfinished old chapter 28 just for people who wanna see it, and I need other people to cringe about it with me)
Danny and his villain variant are sitting at a bar Villain Danny has in his room
"So...." our Danny begins. "This is awkward... are we gonna fight or...."
"Why would we fight?" Villain Danny questions. "you're no threat to me and I'm not a threat to you, we may have different ideologies but deep down we're the same person, you may be a hero but you know there's no point to fighting the state of this universe."
"Yeah, I guess." Danny responds taking a sip of water.
"Every one of your friends in your universe hate you here and every one of my friends here probably hate me in your universe." Villain Danny begins. "Toga and Kira are fucking sociopaths and I cherish them both with all my heart."
"Any chance you'll tell me kira's identity?" Danny hopefully asks.
"Oh.... he still uses that incredibly stupid villain name in your universe too?" Villain Danny smirks. "You'd think for such a smart guy he'd choose a different name."
"This might be a loaded question." Danny states. "but could you give me any insight on if i should kill all for one and Tomura?"
Villain Danny stares at him a menacing aura surrounding him.
"I'm sorry... what?" he growls.
"I-I mean--" Danny stutters trying to recover. "It's really just a thought! i mean I'd just assume everything would be better if they couldn't hurt anyone anymore and it is proven I-- we can punch holes through people really easily so i just assume it could only really come up to use cuz i'd assume even in this world it's common knowledge Deku-- Midoriya doesn't have a mean bone in his body--"
"Relax." Villain Danny laughs. "I'm screwin' with you, like i said, different worlds aren't my problem."
following this he responds to something Danny said.
"But you're not entirely right about not thinking Midoriya has a nasty bite... that mean bone broke my legs the last time i underestimated his resolve." Villain Danny comments.
"Geez," Danny whistles. "The only time I've seen him genuinely mad was when Tomura beat the shit out of-- well Tomura did his thing and Midoriya didn't like it."
"Well..." Villain Danny continues. "I broke Ochacos arm during their camp...."
"Jesus christ!" Danny exclaims. "I'm surprised he didn't go for your head!"
"Eh, he hit Toga.... so we're even." Villain Danny sighs.
Danny gains a worried expression
"Please don't tell me you and her are--"
"Oh god no!" Villain Danny expresses insulted. "We're friends."
"--WITH BENEFITS!!!" Villain Warudo adds.
"NO!" Villain Danny scolds. "I specifically told her not to make it weird! It's just a blood pact between friends! I don't need to go out to get blood and she gets to do whatever the fuck it is she does with my blood!"
"let's just say... we didn't get along at first" Villain Danny reminisces
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"She stabbed us in the fockin' arm." Villain Warudo interrupts.
(other stuff happens and we end up here)
"WHAT KIND OF WOMAN IS YOUR TYPE?!"
"Brunettes with a toned bod and can kick my ass." Danny's variant responds without hesitation.
(Again stuff happens and we end up in this weird scene)
a zenkei variant is tenderly holding the face of a Danny variant dressed in a Victorian-era suit
"I'm not the kind of woman who would spill the secrets of the man i love."
Danny's variant begins blushing
"But i have two conditions." she continues with a devilish grin
Danny's variants face goes blank in exasperation
"You must not drink the blood of anybody but me."
"M-Must you set such a condition?!" Danny's variant blushes pushing her away
"Having you suck my blood felt truly divine!" Zenkei's variant declares.
Danny's variant's face turns red as a tomato as "Danny.exe has stopped responding"
"Y-You no good-- D-Don't say such things that could be taken out of context!!"
"This is marvellous!" Zenkei's variant laughs. "Being with you sets my heart aflutter!"
"I'VE SEEN ENOUGH!" our Danny exclaims pretending he's not getting into the storyline of this universe
"LETS GET GOING!!!" he desperately yells as he tries to move on
