(As much as I'd like to reenact the 2nd chapter of Behind za scenzo I know you guys don't like the lyriced musical numbers)
Danny gets up in the morning, exhausted
he didn't sleep a wink....
Danny slowly blinks as he gets changed into his UA training uniform
all his other clothes besides his Hero costume are either soaked or torn to shreds.
as he puts it on it smells like it was left in a dumpster for a year, consumed by a lovecraftian flesh monster then shat out before being left in the dumpster for another year.
which is weird since the class had a wash yesterday.
Danny stares at himself in the mirror....
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"I look like shit..." he mutters.
TW:"Pretty sure that's just the artstyle."
Danny is about to leave his room only to see something slid under his door....
a letter
he picks it up and opens it
reading over the contents only further sends Danny into a downward spiral.
it's from Deku
it's detailing Deku's decision to leave UA to keep everyone safe from Tomura and All for one who seek to take One for all from him.
TW:"I know this is a serious time.... but how long do you think it took him to write all these letters?"
after reading the Letter Danny just sits there yet again in silence.
his nose flares as he slowly begins crumpling the paper
he's hit his breaking point...
Danny walks over to his closet throwing the doors open.
most of his clothes are soaked or torn to shreds but that's kind of a lie
he has one more pair of attire
it's not his necessarily.... he took it from Mineta's room just to mess with him.
but who knows what the poptart would have done if he kept his hands on it....
"Please no..." Waurdo pleas. "Even I think this is a bad idea..."
Ignoring him Danny pulls out a large rectangular box from the back.
"You know it's a bad idea when I'M the rational voice..."
Danny opens the case looking down upon the Orange, Yellow and.... Green? is it Green or a murky blue?
anyway Danny is about to take it out of the case before Waurdo quickly puts his hand on Danny's shoulder
"Please don't do this." he says. "I know you're not in the best mental state right now so don't do it, you'll regret it later."
Danny looks at Waurdo, then back at the box's contents, then back to Waurdo
"Yeah.... I guess that would be a stupid idea..." Danny says closing the box and shoving it back into the recesses of his closet.
"I'm glad we could come to an agreement." Waurdo says. "And.... sorry."
"It's okay waurdo.... I'm--"
Danny's response is interrupted as Waurdos grip on his shoulder tightens.
Danny looks down to see Waurdo reeling back his clenched fist aimed toward Danny's lower half
"But I'm pretty sure "Dressing up in a UA cheerleader outfit and talking in an anime voice" counts as a dirty thought..."
Danny tries to escape but is unable as Waurdo's grip tightens
"NO NO NO NO NO N--" Danny pleas before Waurdo Throws his fist forward with the might of a silverback gorilla into Danny's "No-no Zone"
Danny's screech would give a dog an aneurysm.
ELSEWHERE:
Present Mic:"Hey, what's wrong with Hound dog?"
Hound dog is writhing in pain on the ground howling and scratching at his ears
BACK TO DANNY:
Danny keels over clutching his groin still wheezing in "Dog whistle"
"Wh-Why?" he squeaks.
"A deals a deal.... hey I feel it too, it's just I don't have a dick so it doesn't hurt as much..."
"Hey Danny!" Iida says opening Danny's door. "Did you get a letter too-"
he looks down to Danny clutching his manhood cursing out some invisible thing toward the wall.
"I'll come back later." Iida says closing the door.
Tokoyami walks by the Door seeing Danny.
"Mornin' Danny, Mornin' Waurdo." he waves brushing his teeth.
"It's weird he has teeth since he has a bea-- wait can he see me?!" Waurdo questions.
"OH NO YOU AREN'T CHANGING THE SUBJECT YOUNG MANIFESTATION-OF-MY-WILL!!!! You Punch me.... In.... da..... dick!!!" Danny roars.
"Okay.... one, kinda karma for hitting Taro with a stop sign, and Two, at least you aren't sad anymore."
"You're right." Danny confirms. "I'M ANGRY!!!! I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING!!!!"
