Sanders Sides Mini Stories/Oneshots

~♠️Fun with Identity Theft♠️~

Remus laughed hysterically, holding his sides while rolling around on the floor. Janus watched him with distaste. Virgil had somehow managed to stick Janus with babysitting duty (again) and none of the other sides had noticed. Yet, at least.

"Remus, my impersonation of Logan can't be THAT amusing."

"You sound like a dork," he replied from the floor, still wheezing from the hard laughter. Janus rolled his eyes.

"Who should I do next?" he queried as Remus sat upright.

"Ooh ooh, do Roman!"

"Alright then," Janus said, clearing his throat.

"I am not some bread roll to hold you off till dinner, I am the main course!" Janus said in a whiney voice. As he spoke his voice warped, twisting itself to sound like Roman's voice. You could just barely hear a hint of Janus's voice underneath.

Remus absolutely lost it. He fell backwards (again) onto the floor, cackling hysterically.

"How on earth do you find this so amusing?" Janus asked, vexed.

This time it took two full minutes for the intrusive side to get his shit together and reply.

"It's just... (pfft, hahaha), it's just funny."

"You never cease to amaze and yet irritate me."

"Aw, thanks Double D," Remus said, grinning in that unhinged way of his. He propped himself up on his elbows.

"What about... me?"

"No, Remus."

"You're no fun,"

"... (sigh) If I impersonate you will you leave me alone?"

"Let me think. Hmm... how about... nope. Just do it."

"Do I have a choice?"

"Nah."

Janus grumbled, but he still did as Remus asked. This continued for what felt like hours. As he continued to amuse Remus, he made a mental note to never let this happen again.

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The sides absolutely have weekly babysitting schedules for Remus. Y'know, to make sure he doesn't terrorize Thomas when he's busy 😂

-💎Bracken💎

Edit: the photo in the next oneshot may be triggering to some people, so fair warning.