Sanders Sides Mini Stories/Oneshots

~🍷A Test of Patience🍷~ (Demus)

HELL YEA I GOT SOME INSPIRATION!!!

Requested by this fabulous being: Thelovemaria_17 (Thank you!!!)

Per your request, High school AU Demus! And they all get drunk :D

Tw: cursing, innuendos, Remus being... well, Remus (a.k.a A strange and horny rat bastard man)

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"Would you hurry up already?"

"The one time you want to be early to something, and it's an underage drinking party," Janus grumbled, fumbling with his key. Remus started to loudly tap his foot on the pavement.

"Jesus Christ, would you stop with the foot tapping?" Janus snapped as he continued to struggle with the lock. "Funnily enough, being obnoxiously loud won't make the door lock any faster."

"I mean, you might as well leave it unlocked. We're gonna be drunk when we get back anyway, so trying to get in will be a pain in the ass."

"You are not going to drink a ton of alcohol. You know what happens when you get drunk," Janus said, shuddering. "I'm not even sure why I agreed to go in the first place." 

"Guess I'll just wait until you've had one too many shots, then I'll down the rest of the bottle." Janus rolled his eyes.

After a few more minutes were spent jiggling the key in the lock with no success, he angrily shoved the keys into his pocket and began to stomp down the sidewalk towards the Remy's house, where the party was being held. Remus skipped along beside him, whistling cheerfully.

○○○○○○○○At Remy's House○○○○○○○○

When the two turned into Remy's driveway, the man himself appeared in the doorway, waving furiously.

"Glad you guys made it. I knew you'd show up Ree, but... you got Janus to come too? Not bad." Remy grinned and high-fived Remus. They heard raucous yelling and laughter from inside.

"Oh yeah, Virgil, like, decided he wanted to bring his own beer, so naturally he and Roman legit started without everyone else." Remy wrinkled his nose in annoyance as he spoke. "If either of you want the really cheap stuff, you might wanna hurry, cause' a bunch of juniors showed up outta nowhe-"

Before he could finish, Remus shot through the door and into the house. Janus smacked his palm against his face in agitation. 

"I specifically told him to not to... oh, for fuck's sake!" 

"Look, if you start bitching about the alcohol..." Remy started.

"No, no, it's not that... I told him not to start drinking like his life depended on it," Janus grumbled.

"What, can't a guy let loose and have fun?" Remy said indignantly. Janus stared at Remy like he was seeing him for the first time.

"You've never seen Remus drunk before, have you?"

"Nope. Why? Does he get, like, really violent?"

"Not exactly."

"Then what's your problem?"

"Well, last time he got drunk he punched a hole in his bedroom wall and cried for two hours because he couldn't find his glasses."