Ah what a beautiful day! The sun is so nice and well burning and stuff.
I scared my dad a little with my behavior and he had the nerve to ask me if I was using something. I just started laughing like a deranged hyena and I don't think that helped convince him I was as sober as can be, just really really happy and excited.
The boys from airport security looked on with smirks on their faces when my dad tried to have me take a drug test.
"Well I find it a little ridiculous that you can't just believe I'm just excited to go to school and see my friends and stuff. But if you need me to prove to you that it's just thanks to my own endorphin's that is fine with me."
I held out my hand for something that would help me test my innocence but he just looked at my hand as if it was about to infect him with my happiness.
"What are you doing? Why are you holding out your hand?" He looked a little scared and puzzled. I wanted to laugh again but decided that it might be better to just hold it in until I was out of the house.
"Well a jar to pee in or something or whatever drug test you have for me." I threw in a sassy wink and my dad's eyes were widening slightly.
"I don't have anything for you to test you with. Who are you? Is my daughter in there somewhere. Did you come here from Mars or did you fly here from Uranus. You can blink once for Mars and twice for Uranus I won't tell a soul."
Har Har......he even had the nerve to give me that star trek hand sign. I decided to wink once because who would want to come from Uranus that would just be horrible to talk about over and over.
He ruffled my hair and I growled at the fact that he had destroyed my coupe and quickly fixed it while I made my way out of the house.
"Finally let's go I don't have all day." There he was in his tight black v-neck a dark green leather jacket and dark washed tight jeans and Timberland boots for the finishing touch. He looked deliciously dangerous.
"Good morning sunshine, isn't it just a fabulous day. Breath in the air take a big whiff of it and let's get started on our journey."
I gave him a sickly sweet smile that felt even freaky to me.
"Eh...sure..I would not take to big of a whiff if I were you." I raised my eyebrow in question. "Black bean burrito." Ok....I so not needed to know that.
I quickly jumped into the waiting car and started drumming my fingers against the seat. Ryder climbed in gave me a small smirk and drove off towards school.
Excitement was running trough my veins and I could not wait to be back in the school halls and just enjoy the company of my amazing friends.
He pulled into a parking spot close to the biggest crowed on the parking lot and got out before me. I gathered up my stuff and made my way out of the car. I had just closed the door behind me when a loud squealing ball of hair attacked me and almost pushed me over.
"YOUR BACK!!!! I missed you like crazy my funny little friend." She was flipping her fingers in my face like a hamster eating sunflower seeds.
"I KNOW!!!! Could you stop trying to eat my face? I missed you to but you need to calm down just a little bit my dear Ava."
She growled at me but turned to look at Ryder who was standing behind me.
"So what is he doing here?" He laughed and patted her on the head.
"I go to school her sunshine." She gave him her famous death glare and stomped her feet.
"Don't. touch. the. hair. mister!" For emphasis she pointed at her head like a crazy gorilla. I stifled a giggle at her behavior and could see Ryder do the same.
"I mean why are you here. Why are you driving my awesome friend to school you....you...brute!"
Well it wasn't the best insult but it would do for now. I noticed we had a crowed surrounding us who were listening to our every word.
I was staring at some of the people around us and gave them the eyebrow and that made them look away but I knew they were still following along.
"I'm just driving to school with my sweet and amazing girlfriend." He threw his arm across my shoulder and blooped me on my nose.
"WHAT!!??!!" That's all I could get out before he smacked his mouth against mine and pulled me tight against him. He put me back and then backed away while waving his fingers and blowing me kisses.
I just stood there stiff as a board and not able to form any words.
"Bo....Bo....you oke? Bo....BO!" Ava started shaking me and I felt like I was having my own personal earthquake.
"Did he just....." I stated. "Yeah he did."
"He said....." I started. "Yeah he did."
"He just..." I started. "Yeah he did."
"AVA! please stop doing that!" I growled out while squeezing my cheeks together.
"Sorry Bo, but why didn't you tell me?" She looked hurt.
"There is nothing to tell Ava." She scoffed at that and turned her back on me.
"Ava I swear! I don't even know what just happened. I would never be his girlfriend! I SWEAR." I was holding on to her legs now and she looked down at me with a smile on her face.
"I knew you would never betray me like that my little muffin."
"AUW! stop squeezing my cheeks." She gave my cheek a slap and then pulled me towards the schools entrance.
If I would find Ryder I was going to kill him. How dare he! And in front of half the school! This was not good!
Or maybe it was....I could use this to my advantage and a nice master plan started to form in my mind.
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Tease, Toy and Trouble
HumorBo is a girl in a league of her own. She has an attitude and a glint in her eyes that screams danger and adventure. She isn't what you expect her to be, she is a puppet master and loves to play with her toys. But she has entered a game that she just...