Sokeefe Oneshots!!

Kathy-Human AU

A/N: I'm warning you, this is probably going to be the weirdest one-shot you've ever read before. Idek how I came up with the idea but... yeah. Onto the one-shot!

"Keefe, no," Sophie told her boyfriend. "We aren't going to prank anybody. And especially not Mr. Roberts. That freak of a man gave me detention for two days just for sharpening my pencil too loudly!" She could bet that the whole cafeteria could hear her but she didn't care.

"Foster, Foster, Foster. Don't you see? That's exactly why we do need to prank him. I have a TON of ideas. And all the supplies. And I promise we won't get caught." Keefe persuaded. "No one can catch the Keefster."

"Well everyone can catch 'the Sophie'. And even if I wanted to do this, you forget that I trip over air on a daily basis," Sophie argued, taking a bite of her sandwich.

"Please Sophie? For me?" Keefe said, batting his long blonde eyelashes. Sophie looked away. She knew once she looked into those ice blue eyes of his, she wouldn't be able to resist. "Pretty please? Oooh, how about if you help me prank Mr. Roberts I'll give you a kiss and I'll take you out on a date to a very fancy restaurant and I'll pay."

Sophie looked up at Keefe. She looked at his crooked smirk, his perfect jawline, the ways his eyebrows furrowed in thought, and those eyes. Oh, those eyes were the ones that got her every time. "Ugh fine. But I get to order whatever I want, no budget and you have to pay for all of it. Oh and I want that kiss right now." Sophie turned her cheek towards him.

"Deal to your first thing and for you second..." Keefe turned Sophie's chin towards him and pressed his lips against hers. When he pulled away Sophie was sure her face was as red as a tomato. Thankfully Keefe didn't tease her about it.

"So can I come over to your house to discuss our master plan?" Keefe asked.

"Yeah, you just have to leave before 6. That's when Grady gets home," Sophie shuddered.

"Leave before the girlfriend's angry dad gets home. Got it."
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"Okay so what's the plan?" Sophie asked.

"So I had this one idea—"

"If it includes thumbtacks, I'm out." Sophie said.

"Ugh Foster you're no fun," Keefe pouted, crossing his arms.

"Any other ideas or are we not doing this?" Sophie asked sternly but with a playful grin.

"I had another idea. You know that microphone thingy Mr. Roberts always wears? He keeps it on his desk. So I have this thing where if I clip it on to the mic, his voice will sound distorted," Keefe explained.

"Okay... that's better than the other one. Go on." If Sophie was being honest, she was kind of intrigued by all of it.

"Well Mr. Roberts stays in his classroom till about 3:30, grading stuff or I don't know. Anyways, he leaves the room at 3:30 and only comes back about 20 minutes later. So that's plenty of time for us to do our thing and go back without anyone noticing us."

Sophie raised an eyebrow, "For someone who never pays attention in class you sure do pay a lot of attention to teachers' schedules."

Keefe shrugged, "What can I say? I'm a man of many skills."
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Sophie slammed her locked shut. She turned around to see Keefe with a smirk, "It's time."

"Where's your distorting voice clip thing?"!Sophie asked.

Keefe pat his pocket, "Right here." Sophie rolled her eyes. This was not going to end well.

Keefe led her to the wall next to Mr. Roberts classroom. "Shh he should be leaving... right now." On cue, Mr. Roberts walked out of the classroom and continued through the hallway. "Pssst. Come on!"

Sophie followed Keefe into the classroom. It had shiny white walls with tiled flooring. On Mr. Roberts desk was a neatly stacked pile of papers and a microphone on the other side, just like Keefe described.

Keefe took the clip out of his pocket, "Foster, would you like to do the honors?"

Sophie hesitantly took it, "Uh sure. Just tell me how to put it on."

"You just clip it on."

Keefe strode over to Mr. Roberts' desk and handed me the microphone. Just as I started to slide the clip onto the microphone, Keefe said, "Foster come here. You gotta see this."

Sophie walked over to him. There, she saw a lone piece paper on the desks along with a pen next to it. She squinted, "I think it's a legal document."

"Well what does it say?"

"Keefe, we can't just look at it!" Sophie hissed. "We have to respect his privacy."

Keefe pouted, "The date, Foster. Remember? You can order ANYTHING you want. I'll pay for everything. That's sounds good doesn't it?"

Sophie nodded dreamily, "Uh huh."

"Then look at the document!"

"Ugh fine." Sophie took the paper and read it. She bit her lip to try and restrain the giggles trying to squirm out. But she couldn't hold it in any longer. She started giggling like a mad woman, even snorting.

"Foster what is it? Tell me!" Keefe pried.

"Oh my god... I can't," Sophie made out before bursting into a fit of giggles again. "Just... read.. the... paper."

"But I can't understand big governmenty words!" Keefe whined.

Sophie resumed with her giggling. "Deep breaths Soph," she told herself. "Deep breaths." She took a couple deep breaths before looking at Keefe. "Mr. Roberts is legally changing his name to... Kathy!"'Sophie burst into another fit of laughter but this time Keefe joined in.

"I gotta get a picture of this," Keefe said, clicking a picture with his phone.

"We should probably go. At least then we can laugh without worrying about getting caught."
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"Keefe, we're on a date! Stop being on your phone!" Sophie demanded.

"Uh huh," Keefe replied without looking up.

"Keefe I-fricking-don't-know-your-middle-name Sencen! You look at me right now!" Sophie exclaimed. When he didn't look up, she snatched the phone away from him. "What's so important on there," Sophie murmured.

"Hey!"

Sophie looked at his phone and bit her lip to restrain a smile, "Keefe, did you just post on your Instagram the picture of that legal document?" Sophie looked at the phone one more time. On the top he had written "For people who don't want to read big words it's saying that Mr. Roberts legally changed his name to Kathy!" Underneath there were about one hundred comments.

"Um... maybe?" Keefe tried.

But Sophie let a giggle through and before they knew it, they were both laughing the night away.

A/N: I warned you this would be the weirdest one-shot you've read.

Question: What's your favorite book/book series besides KotLC.

My Answer: The Hunger Games

Word Count: 1128 words