A few months had passed since y/n's initial arrival in this new universe. He had already established himself in this version of shield and Nick had gotten him an apartment in New York. He missed his parents but he had gone on a lot of missions with this world's Natasha and they had grown very close. He had still told no one whom his father was just in case he was someone important. He felt bad since he knew that his real mom and dad would be worried sick about him and Nick wouldn't get a moment's rest. The ringing of his phone brought him back to reality, jesus, these guys had only just invented the ipod.
y/n: Hello?
Phil: Romanoff?
y/n: This is he.
Phil: I've got a job for you, I'll be there.
y/n: What's the gig?
Phil: Goin on a little trip.
y/n: Ooh, serenade me Phil.
Phil: Shut up. You, me and New Mexico how does that sound?
y/n: Car or plane?
Phil: Car.
y/n: Road trip!
Phil: Oh god.
y/n: This is gonna be so fucking fun!
A few days later Phil got to y/n's apartment and almost got crushed by all his bags.
Phil: Why do you have so much luggage?
y/n: We're going on vacation!
Phil: We're going on a mission.
y/n: And that means we can't have fun?
Phil: ...Good point.
So Phil took y/n and all his his luggage to a large range rover that could fit at least 10 people.
y/n: How many people are riding with us?
Phil: Just you and me.
y/n: I bet you show this to all the girls.
Phil: Shut up.
Phil climbed up into the driver's seat whilst y/n hopped in the passenger's seat.
y/n: Can I put my mixtape on?
Phil: No.
y/n: It's going on.
Phil: No it isn't.
y/n: There it goes.
Phil: y/n...
y/n: Here comes the airplane...
Phil snatched away y/n's mixtape and threw it out of the window.
Phil: What now huh?
y/n: Umm... spotify?
Phil: Whatify?
y/n pulled out his iPhone XIX and broadcasted his mixtape into the car.
Phil: Is that a phone... with a camera?
y/n: At this point Phil it's a camera with a phone... aaand here comes the mixtape!
(A/N: Trust me, this is peak performance in English rap)
Phil: This music is terrible.
y/n: You drive with me yo vibe with me.
