Without hesitating, Black Widow pulls the sceptre out, the Tesseract turns off its energy beam. The portal quickly closes. A small figure is hurled backwards into the open now closed portal. IRON MAN. Plummeting to the earth.
Cap: Son of a gun...
He keeps falling. And falling. And falling.
Thor: He's not slowing down.
Thor swings Mjölnir around. Just as Thor flies up, Hulk snags Tony out of the air, both crashing and sliding down a building.
y/n: Okay that works too.
Hulk throws Iron Man off him. Thor, y/n and Cap run over to him. Thor rips off Tony's helmet. He appears to be dead. They stand around not sure. Then the Huk yells in fury, this startles the hero awake.
Tony: What the hell? What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me?
y/n: Banner kissed you.
Tony: Not funny!
Cap: ...We won.
Tony: Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it.
Thor: We're not finished yet..
Tony: And then shawarma after.
y/n: Shawarma
Loki crawls onto the stair, looking like a piece of shit rag doll. He takes a few breathers, senses someone is behind him. He turns to find the avengers staring at him, smug.
Loki: If it's all the same to you. I'll have that drink now.
The Hulk snorts at him.
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In TV news montage about THE AVENGERS, we see various reports of what happened. Some people agree that the avengers did good, protecting the city. Others believe it was their cause.
Old man: Superheroes? In New York? Give me a break!
Senator Bonyton: These so called heroes have to be held responsible for the destruction done to the city. This was their fight. Where are they now?
Waitress: What? That this was somehow their fault? Civil Warrior saved my life. Wherever he is, wherever any of them are, I just wanna say thank you.
The Avengers take Thor and Loki, who is handcuffed and muzzled, to a blocked area. Thor shakes hands with his team and gives Selvig and y/n hugs. Tony opens the Tesseract's case. Banner takes it out and places inside a glass tube, held by Thor. Thor gives Loki the other end, who reluctantly takes it. The Asgardians leap into the energy beam. GONE. Then, one-by-one, the group splinters off, strolling into different directions. Banner climbs in with Tony in his sportscar. Steve and y/n ride away in identical old school motorbikes. Natasha and Clint climb back into SHIELD cars. They all part. For now. Fury is facing once more members of the World Security Council.
Member 3: Where are the Avengers?
Nick Fury: I'm not currently tracking their whereabouts. I'd say they've earned a leave of absence.
Member 2: And the Tesseract?
Nick Fury: The Tesseract is where it belongs: out of our reach.
Member 1: That's not your call.
