Thor, Jane, and Selvig clear the streets, loading confused townsfolk into cars, moving others indoors. A dog makes it way down the street, barking at something in front of it. Then we see it- The Destroyer. It strides down the street, a red, fiery energy glowing from within it. It unleashes blasts as it goes, blowing up cars, setting storefronts aflame. Sif, y/n and the Warriors Three head down the street towards the Destroyer.
Sif: Keep him distracted.
She hurries off. y/n and The Warriors Three continue towards the behemoth.
Fandral: What do you think? "The Svartalfheim Twist?" "Kiss of the Hag?" "Face Full of Boot?"
Volstagg grins eagerly.
Volstagg: "The Flying Mountain."
y/n looks confused as Hogun and Fandral groan.
Fandral: Not "The Flying Mountain!" It threw out my back for a year last time!
y/n: What's the flying mountain?
Volstagg: Trust me, it'll work, especially with that shield of yours.
Thor looks anxiously back down the street, where the Warriors Three and y/n get into position before the Destroyer.
Thor: My friends fight bravely with the metal man, but they won't be able to hold it back much longer.
Darcy hurries out of the burning pet store carrying as many animals in cages as she can, then loads them into a truck. Down the street; y/n, Hogun and Fandral take off running towards the Destroyer, as Volstagg stands limbering up.
Fandral: Come on!
Volstagg takes off running at full speed. As he catches up to his comrades, Hogun and Fandral grab him on either side, y/n backflips and latches onto Volstagg's back- his shield covering both of their faces. With all their Asgardian might, they hurl the voluminous warrior into the air at the metal behemoth.
Volstagg: For Asgaaaaard!!! 4th The Destroyer is unable to react quickly enough, as Volstagg smashes into the creature with y/n on his back. It looks like it might actually work for a moment, but the Destroyer stays on its feet. It lifts Volstagg into the by the scruff of his neck- causing y/n to fall off.
y/n: Ow.
Volstagg shrugs apologetically. The Destroyer savagely hurls him at Hogun and Fandral, smashing into them, when Sif Leaps off a nearby rooftop with her two-headed spear and plunges it deep into the back of the creature. The creature stands there motionless, the fire dimming in its faceplate, Sif standing atop its back. The Asgardians have a brief moment of hope. But the creature stirs with life, its fire igniting once again. Sif looks on with growing trepidation. Slowly, unnaturally, the Destroyer spins its torso around 180 degrees to face it's attacker. The Destroyer unleashes a blast at Sif. She barely dives off of the behemoth in time, dodging the blast. The Destroyer rises again to its full height, pulling free from Sif's staff, the weapon slipping through the slats of its armor.
y/n: Of course it can do that, nobody told me we were fighting a DEMON SLINKY!
y/n, Sif and the Warriors Three try to regroup, when the Destroyer unleashes another blast, sending Sif and her comrades flying in all directions.
