Haikyuu!! Oneshots/Headcannons/Facts

Toxic Headcanons

Includes: Suna, Akaashi, Kenji, Oikawa, Suga, Kita, Iwaizumi, Bokuto, Kenma, Semi, Tendou, Daichi, Aran

Suna: At first, you really enjoyed dating him and you were the only person he showed affection towards and everyone was amazed at how soft he was for you, but over time he started hanging out with you less, then started calling you less, and then eventually he hardly ever even texted you anymore. It was as if you had broken up unofficially. The only time he ever did make any attempt to contact you was when he was high. You finally got tired of him and broke up with him.

Akaashi: He doesn't show his emotions much so you never know what he's feeling. He also has a tendency to bottle up everything and then he finally just lashes out at you and yells a lot of mean stuff that he doesn't even mean. When yelling at you he calls you mean names based on your insecurities as well. He also has a habit of calling out people on the stupid things they do so if you accidentally make a mistake or spill something he is not afraid to call you out and make fun of you no matter who you're around.

Kenji: he's very provocative and sometimes he doesn't know when to stop. He likes to poke fun at your insecurities no matter where you're at or what you're doing. One time he went way too far and actually made you cry. He then laughed at you and called you a crybaby for crying.

Oikawa: okay, I know a lot of people say this (and it's pretty much canon too since his actual girlfriend broke up with him for this), but he is too obsessed with volleyball. He even skips your special events just to practice volleyball and then expects you too attend every one of his games and will full on ignore you and treat you as if you were just a fan girl if you miss one of his games. Sometimes he even gets a little too nice with his fan girls as well. Oikawa can also be a little too cocky and competitive at times as well.

Suga: Babies you too much. He hardly lets you do anything on your own and does everything for you. At first you adored it and thought it was cute but it soon became apparent that he really didn't think you could do anything by yourself.

Kita: gets mad whenever you leave a mess anywhere. And if he goes to your house and your room is a mess, he will force you to clean it. He's pretty much more like a parent than he is a boyfriend.

Iwaizumi: man is pretty much perfect tbh. But however he does get angered easily especially after a long day of dealing with oikawa. But he is very understanding and will immediately do whatever it takes to apologize.

Bokuto: he can be a little too clingy at times. And since he is the youngest in his family, he's used to being tended to when he needs something so he pretty much can't do anything by himself either. He's hungry, he calls either you or Akaashi over to make him food. He's bored, calls one of you over to hang out with him. Even Akaashi got tired of him and, like his toxic trait, yelled at Bokuto. Bokuto then came crying to you and stuck by you very closely for the next few days.

Kenma: doesn't even try. His ideal date is just going to one of y'all's houses and just playing video games the whole time. And if he's really trying, he'll just take you to an arcade or something like that. You knew that he's addicted to gaming when you started dating him but you had no idea that it's this bad. When you go to his house, he completely forgets  about you.

Semi: gets jealous too easily. He noticed that you looked at the guy for longer than usual. Are you thinking of dating him? Are you cheating on Eita? This guy was eyeing you the other day?! Eita will find that guy and tell him off. You were eyeing another guy? Eita will confront you about it and make sure you don't do it again.

Tendou: takes everything as a joke. A loved one passed away, he can't help but laugh a little. You're in a heated argument with him, he just laughs at you as you yell at him. Car accident happened right in front of you, he laughs as the cars collide as if it's a comedy movie.

Ushijim: unlike Tendou, he takes everything too seriously. You should you were going to be back at 5, it's 5:01 what's taking so long? Do you not love him? He is also is too attached to volleyball and spends most of his time practicing. Even when you're hanging out with him, you're in his backyard talking to him as he bumps a volleyball to himself or makes you toss the ball for him.

Daichi: can be too controlling. If you wear something a little too revealing, he'll inform you and make sure you change into something less revealing. He says it's for "your own safety so that other guys want look at you and get hard" but before you started dating him and you would wear that stuff, no guy has ever looked at you that way or attempted to make contact with you. You go to a friend's house, he wants to know where, when, and who's going to be there. He'll also call you frequently while you're there to ask you what you're doing and who you're around. Sometimes if you're going somewhere suspicious, he'll even FaceTime you and ask you to show everyone.

Aran: probably like a mix of Suga and Daichi. He babies you too much, but not as much as Suga. He also tends to look out for you a little more than average, but not near as bad as Daichi.