Bunch of random short fanfics with all my favorite characters (basically everyone) because who gots time to read a whole damn novel about one character (jk, jk). Please enjoy responsibly (or not if you don't feel like it)
Also characters obviously n...
Saw this and wanted to make it slightly longer and more detailed, so it's not my idea btw.
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Let's just pretend that they saw this meme and decided to re-enact it
"Tendou?" Ushijima called out while holding an interesting looking bottle in his hands.
"What is it, Wakatoshi-kun?" Tendou asked, immediately next to Ushijima's side.
"Is this whiskey or perfume?" Ushijima asked handing, turning the bottle over in his hands with Semi just watching behind Ushijima.
"Why don't you just sme-" Semi started before being cut off by Tendou roughly grabbing the bottle from Ushijima.
"Hold up, let me see." Tendou said as he began to chug the whole bottle. Ushijima glanced at Semi, who was wide eyed, to see his reaction. "Yeah, it's perfume." Tendou answered Ushijima's question once he finished it and handed the bottle back to Ushijima. Tendou looked over at Semi as Semi's jaw literally dropped to the floor.
"Did you just-" Semi asked, incredibly shocked, but not really surprised as he already knows Tendou. "Let me see that shit." Semi commanded, clearly worried for Tendou's health, as he snatched the bottle out of Ushijima's hands. Semi opened the bottle and wafted in the scent. He then poured a little bit onto his hand. "SATORI, BOKE!" Semi yelled at Tendou as he had learned that the "perfume" was just simply water. "YOU FUCKING STUPID! YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!" Semi continued shouting at Tendou, while hitting Tendou extremely hard.
"OW, gomen, gomen! It was just a joke!" Tendou attempted telling Semi.
"Well, that was a hella stupid joke, dickhead!" Semi scolded continuing to attack Tendou.
"Ow! Mom's killing me!" Tendou yelled as Semi managed to corner him.
"Alright, that's enough. Let's get back to practice." Ushijima said, interrupting Tendou's punishment. "Puns are the lowest form of comedy."
"Woo! Thanks for saving me. Mom was about to kill me. He's probably going to put me in timeout later though." Tendou sighed, going back to Ushijima's side.
"Oh, you bet your ass I am!" Semi yelled back.
"Oh, there you guys are." Benkei (Reon who? Don't know him). "I was wondering were you guys went. What were you guys doing?"
"You don't want to know what they did." Semi replied as he started to jog away to go practice with Shirabu.
"Hmm, well okay then." Reon shrugged. "Let's get back to practice."
"Good idea." Tendou/Ushijima (whoever you prefer or both at the same time idk) replied.
