Haikyuu!! Oneshots/Headcannons/Facts

Haikyuu!! Characters At A Waterpark Part 1

This is what I feel like the Haikyuu characters would do if they were at a water park. I'm going to release these parts by teams btw, but let's just say that they are all at the water park at the same time (I want that to cannically happen so bad)
                        
                           Karasuno

Daichi: Daichi would obviously be the dad. He would make sure everyone puts on sunscreen, takes breaks, and eats too. But when everyone is all good, I feel like he would be going on the water slides and rafts. Would more than likely have wrestling matches/rough housing in the pool when the lifeguards aren't watching.

Suga: He would make sure no one gets hurt and no one does anything outstandingly stupid. Like Daichi, he would still have fun though. I'm pretty he would be on the big playground thing they have for kids (btw I'm thinking about schlitterbahn which I believe is only in Texas, correct me if I'm wrong) and would have water gun fights with all the little kids and play tag with them and shit like that.

Asahi: for sure would just stay in the shallow in and ride the lazy river. He would definitely be way to afraid to go on the water slides. Maybe he might even go join Suga and play with the kids.

Noya: Water slides. Water slides. Water slides. That's all he'll do the entire time. And I'm pretty sure he'll even drag Asahi into it whether Asahi likes it or not. I'm pretty sure that when he does happen to take a break from water slides, he'll go play with Suga and the kids, but would probably get in trouble for being too rough. Accidentally hurt one little kid and Suga had to quickly calm the kid down before the mother noticed and they got in a lot of trouble. Noya was quickly shooed off by Suga.

Tanaka: Like Noya, in love with the water slides. He'll probably be the one to join Daichi in wrestling. He'd also probably be trying to hit on girls too (not in a creepy way though, I'm pretty sure he knows when to stop and when he's gone too far) he'd also definitely be one to get those fake tattoos that they do there. He'd probably go a little over the top too.

Ennoshita: basically the same thing as Suga. I'm pretty sure he'd occasionally hang out with Tanaka and Noya for a little bit, then go back to his own thing.

Kinnoshita: Will definitely stick with Ennoshita. Gets tired of Tanaka and Noya's shit quickly though and will wonder off with Ennoshita and Narita. Idk why but I feel like he'd be the one to buy a lot of Dippin' Dots ice creams. The bravest of the three (him, Ennoshita, and narita) and most willing to go on water slides. Shy at first about having his shirt off, but eventually gets used to it.

Narita: wants to go on the water slides as much as Kinnoshita, but doesn't want to at the same time because of the line. Makes fun of Noya when a girl mistakes him for a middle/elementary schooler who just went through puberty early except without the height.

Kageyama: gets a few of the fake tattoos to try to look more intimidating because according to Hinata, he looks 'less scary' when he's all wet. Is okay with the water slides, but not a huge fan. Enjoys relaxing on the lazy river and buying drinks (non alcoholic obviously) from the pool bar (that thing were they serve you drinks and the chairs are in water and there's a little area for that) and will just chill there for a while before going back out.

Hinata: when Kageyama decides to take a break, he joins Noya. Forces Kageyama to go with him to the bathroom because he's scared to go alone because he always meets scary people there, hence annoying Kageyama because he literally has to go every 20 minutes from accidentally swallowing the water. Freaks out when Kageyama told him that he's just drinking other people's pee and steals Kageyama's milk and drinks it all in disgust. Kageyama then yelled at him calling him baka and sent him off with Suga.

Tsukishima: just chilling on the beach chairs, drinking a coke (btw in Texas a coke can mean any carbonated drink) yamaguchi probably forces him to occasionally get up and go with him a few rounds in the lazy river. However, Yamaguchi immediately regrets that when Tsukishima starts making fun of kids who are trying to learn how to swim. Is shy so he wears a shirt over himself.

Yamaguchi: when Tsukishima doesn't want to go with him, just hangs out with hinata. Was scared of the water slides at first, but Suga convinced him to go then he wasn't scared anymore and wouldn't stop riding the damn water slides. Would probably go with Kageyama and get a tattoo but instead get a cute tattoo like a dog or cat. His hair keeps getting in the way so he asks Yachi for a rubber band and puts his hair up in the smallest man bun ever. Asahi sees and calls him his long lost twin brother.

Kiyoko: reads magazines/books under the umbrella. Is convinced by Yachi to go on atleast one lazy river ride. One turned into 10. Kept getting hit on by multiple guys (some from some of the other teams and others people she have never seen and others were creepy old guys) luckily, atleast one Karasuno guy was there to say that she was his and the guy quickly went away. One time Tanaka happened to be near her when a guy wouldn't leave her alone and he nearly got into a fight. He then bought Kiyoko ice cream for him getting a little too angry.

Yachi: next to Kiyoko for the most part. Occasionally went to go hang out with Suga. After she got bored playing with Suga and the kids, which was a long time, Hinata found her and convinced her to go on the lazy river with him. At first she was afraid of the after slides, but Hinata convinced her to go on the water slide. Let's just say she screamed bloody murder and never went on another water slide. She then went with Yamaguchi on the lazy river while Hinata went on more water slides.

Coach Ukai: him and Takeda are probably just at the bar drinking. Probably went on the water slide a few times. Other than that, i don't think he would do all that much. Idk.

Takeda: hung out with coach Ukai, however he absolutely refused to get wet, not wanting to have to change.

Ukai Senior: I'm pretty sure he would tag along with the lil' tykes. Would drink with Keishin, and go on the water slides with Hinata a few times. Bought the lil' tykes ice creams. Wanted to take his shirt off to 'feel young' again, but Keishin pleaded and begged him not to. Ukai senior wasn't going to listen to him, but then Minikawa and Minizumi agreed with Keishin so he didn't because of them. (I bet he's a ripped grandpa though, like have you seen his fricking biceps?!)