Haikyuu!! Oneshots/Headcannons/Facts

Kenji Futakuchi II

Slightly inappropriate but it's not a lemon, just uses inappropriate words.

   "Hey, Kenji!" You said, walking into your boyfriend's room.

   "Wassup?" He looked up from his phone.

   "I know what to get you for Christmas." You told him.

   "Okay...?" Kenji slowly said.

   "You want to know what it is?" You asked him, sitting down on his bed.

   "I mean, I guess. But it's a Christmas gift, so why are you telling me?" Kenji inquired, sitting up.

   "Because I really really want to give it you right now." You told him, squirming in excitement at what the gift was.

   "Okay... so what is it?" He tilted his head, to the side, genuinely confused and curious.

   "A tent."

   "A tent?" He questioned. "I never ever go camping though."

   "Do you want it though?" You asked him.

   "I-I guess." He stuttered, still completely confused.

   "Alright, then." You said. You then preceded to sit in his lap and move slightly. Kenji quickly got red in the face.

   "So that's what you meant by 'tent'." He whispered to himself. You smirked at his reaction. "Oh, really?" He said, finally grasping the idea of what was going on. "You know, if you'd like, I can take the tent and put it back in the bag, if you'd like." He told you.

   "Oh, do you mean...?" You widened your eyes at his comment.

   "Mmhmm, I do." Kenji replied, putting his arms around your waist.

   "Wow, smooth motherfucker." You mumbled, causing him to laugh lightly. "Later, I just wanted to see your reaction." You told Kenji, getting off of him.

   "Oh, so that's how you want tonight to be?" Kenji questioned, grabbing your arm. "So you're teasing me, huh? Alright, then. You'll see how it feels to be teased later then." He informed you, letting you go.

   "Ha!" You laughed.

   "I'm serious."

   "Kay." You continued laughing as Kenji rolled his eyes at you.

   "You really don't believe me?" He asked.

   "No, I do. It's just funny how smooth that was like damn!" You explained.

   "Mmm." He nodded. "Yep, it be like that sometimes."

   "Yep." You agreed. "Okay, I'm going with your mother now. That was hilarious." You said, walking out.

   "Y/n'll see." Kenji muttered to himself.