i hate this
Chap 1: Ronald McDonald x Hamburglar
Chap 2: Wendy x Birdie
Chap 3: Lightning McQueen x Mater
Chap 4: Steve x Creeper
Chap 5: Cat In The Hat x Thing 1 x Thing 2
Chap 6: Jesus x Satan
Chap 7: Orange m&m x Blue m&m
Chap 8: [I deleted Chap...
"Jesus, this is like a forbidden romance i love you so fuck me." Satan whispered in Jesus's ear, enchanting Jesus with his devilish charm.
"My father, won't like this." "Sky Daddy won't find out." Satan kissed Jesus's ushy lips and kicked in his knees, causing him to fall over. "I'm gonna frick frack paddy whack you so hard you'll wish you weren't resurrected."
Jesus flipped Satan over. "You're the one that should be punished." Jesus smirked. Satan, now dfwahdmlahdrajjdjsjdjshsjdujagsnagxjahejaiydjavsjajs-ing, got his shlong out and popped it after twisting it, time for clocks.
-> and this is the end bye bye go drink a bible or smth idc dedicated to chara
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