for remy and utilities.
"BUZZ OFF YOU LITTLE INSECT"
"my job is to buzz. you green bean organ- i mean uh ohgr ogr ourgr ohger ogar (a/n: apparently its orge but i refuse to believe)"
"shut up and kiss me"
"okay father"
Barry flew seductively over to Shrek, buzzing his bussin bussy along the way.
They engage in makeouting.
Slowly but surely they start the seggs, afterwords, Shrek was aftercare king and put Barry to bed. In the morning Shrek cooked Barry breakfast when Barry accidentally stung Shrek, then fell to the floor dying. Shrek then sobbed. And the fucked Barry's dead body. then flushed him down the swamp drain like how in princess and the frog funeral did for the firefly.
Fin.
a/n: to clarify, i am NOT condoning necrophilia.
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