The Raven flew over The Prometheus. Kenny shooting her blaster at it "you guys remember the plan?" she buzzed to the others who were in the swamp marsh next to The Prometheus "I did not consent to this plan!" Connell cried as he was getting covered in mud.
"SHHHHH, we don't want them to hear us!" snapped Samwell as they both saw The Rebel team descend out of The Raven as Dodonna started to monologue "Voila! in view a humble vaudevillian veteran cast precariously as victim and victor by the vicissitudes of fate-"
"SHADDUP!" yelled Kenny as she fired a warning shot at her. "ok Connell, wait for the signal."
"you were a horrible lover and an even worse friend!" Dodonna rebutted as Kenny shot another round at her much closer "hit me with your best shot! I dare you!" goaded Dodonna to which Kenny complied shooting another round at her which somehow by miracle she blocked with her lightsaber and it flew back and hit Kenny in the face.
"oh my god! they killed Kenny!" yelled Connell "you bastards!" cried Samwell as he started running back to The Prometheus.
"stick to the plan!" were the last words Connell heard him say. "I........ I did it" Dodonna said in disbelief as she started to twirl around her lightsaber in celebration "hey Dodo bird! eat lead!" yelled Samwell as he started to shoot at The Rebels while retreating to The Prometheus killing two rebels in the process.
after seeing everyone distracted Connell saw his chance to stick to the plan and so he ran and grabbed one of the dead rebels rolling the body into the marsh slump and stood in the position The Rebel was.
"Ok is everyone here? report!" commanded Dodonna
"I'm here" answered Data
"right here ma'am" said Six
Connell felt frightened because he had to say something to keep his cover so he said the first thing that came to mind "URRRRRRGHHH" he did in his best impression of a Wookie. TRANSLATION "you will never know that I am a spy"
"English! Barf, speak English!" barked Dodonna "where's Will?" "WILL? WILL? WILL? WILL BYERS?"
"ARGHHH" said Connell trying to keep his cover as a Wookie named Barf TRANSLATION "you guys are incredibly stupid"
"Will's dead!" yelled SIx
"he can't be dead isn't he trapped in another dimension?" asked Dodonna
"no that's Zod" corrected Data
"did he drown?" asked Dodonna
"he was shot. what made you think that he drowned?" asked Six
"quickly to The Raven!" Dodonna yelled to avoid the question as the rebels made a tactical retreat to The Raven and flew away.
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