Doc4 walked out the room that held Kenny as she started to walk into the hall
"Hey Doc4, aren't you supposed to be taking care of Kenny?" Connell asked as Doc4 kept walking "don't talk to me!" She screamed down the hall
"It's her soap opera time!" Samwell said as he rushed after Doc4 "Doc4, I recorded all the latest episodes into a tape for you to catch up" he then replied to her
"Oh Lance, we can't. it's not right. You're my cousin's uncle's son" the woman in the tv said
"That's what makes it so good Janice, feel it. my heart is pounding like an anvil" the man in the soap opera said
"What is this show?" Connell asked to which Doc4 and Samwell looked at him in disbelief and disappointment.
"Only the best soap opera in all of history. Lance and Janice! What have you lived under a rock for the past 30 years?" Doc4 said
"I lived under a rock cliff side in Tatooine"
"Great, commercials"
A host man in a brown suit and white pants reported "Disney has bought Lucasfilm for more than 4 Billion dollars and to talk about it we have Mickey Mouse to talk about it."
"Somebody's worried about me ruining Star Wars huh huh. worried I'll ruin it with nostalgia and ruin the story huh huh. Well fuck you! I own your childhood! you fucking pussies! I'm untouchable! I am a god! Heh heh! Any other questions?"
"Yes I do Mickey, what would you do fans and critics who don't agree with your the way you'll treat this property?" The host asked
"Thissss" said Mickey as he jumped at the host as the camera pulled away with the sounds of mickey's chuckle being paired with the sounds of a man in pain
"Oh Jesus Christ no! Please Gaaahh! No no no no not there! This fucker just bite my dick off!" "He shitted his pants everyone! Huh huh! And remember don't fuck with -" as the show cut to the commercials.
"That was a nice commercial" Doc4 said as Connell and Samwell looked at the screen in shock
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Stormtrooper(A Star Wars Story)
FanfictionThis is the misadventure of the brave heroic Stormtroopers (and Droid) of The First Order who protected their base on the planet Quo from The Rebels. Inspired by Troopers by CollegeHumor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvoJXBqLILM and Red vs. Blue...
