Stormtrooper(A Star Wars Story)

Part 6 -Execute Order 66

Meanwhile at The Raven 

Connell looked around and all he saw was a very messy ship which reminded him a lot of a very messy dorm room back in his training camp on Milualike.

"ARGGHHHH!" Connell said translation: gotta stick to the plan now where's the bathroom? he said as he hurried around the ship looking for the bathroom.

 when he found the bathroom. he locked the door and took off his helmet "COUGH! COUGH! what is this?" Connell said as he breathed in the air.

(listen to the song after 2:29 mark and read this part) Connell used the bathroom after holding it in for a long time when he was finished and cleaned himself up and put back on the helmet. he started to act out the plan.

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"There is an imposter among us and I intend to find out who it is" said Dodonna 

"what does this have to do with anything?" asked Data

"it has to do with this!" Dodonna said as she revealed that the toilet went missing "Da Dun Dunnnnnnnnnn!" 

"Gasp!" said the crew of The Raven

"so what happened?" asked Dodonna 

"UGGGHHHHH" said Connell pointing to another crewmate translation: it was me but you'll never find that out because you don't know what I'm saying so I'll point at this guy instead

"Preston, did you steal the toilet?" asked Dodonna 

"no, I didn't. I was in the control room looking for settlements that need our help and marking them on our map" replied Preston

"did ya take the toilet outta bathroom!" demanded Dodonna as she turned on her lightsaber 

"no I didn't" replied Preston

"LIAR!" Dodonna said as she chopped Preston's arm clean off 

"AAAAARH!" said Connell translation: what the fucking hell! that crazy woman cut his arm off!

"sweet GHWL!" said Six 

"I thought you were a scientologist" said Data 

"UghhARgggh" said Connell translation: son of a bitch

"now we have something to eat" said Dodonna as she picked up the arm she just cut off and took a bite out of it and started to pass the arm around.

it took a lot of will for Connell not to puke in his helmet when the arm was passed to him which he pretended to nibble and passed it back to Preston who took and ate a piece.

Connell decided that it was now time to clip The Raven from her wings and walked to sabotage the engine and hyperdrive as he grabbed a wrench and started whacking away at them. 

"alright emergency meeting! who destroyed the ships engines and hyper drive?" Dodonna interrogated "was it you, Preston?" 

"why are you blaming me?" 

"you're acting sus" said Dodonna

"sus?" asked Data

"suspicious" declared Dodonna  

"you cut my arm off!" yelled Preston

"tis but a scratch!' stated Dodonna 

"a scratch my arm's cut off!" confronted Preston

"no it isn't" cried Dodonna

"AghhhhhhhHHHH" said Connell translation: what the hell is wrong with these people?

The Raven started to fall to the nearest planet's gravitational pull which just so happened to be Quo and crash landed

"we crashed!" said Dodonna 

"no thanks to you" quipped Preston 

The door to The Raven opened as Preston, Data, and Six started walking out the door

"you can do this Dodonna, just go to your happy place, oh I'll remember the academy on Woolie where you fell in love. yeah. oh yeah!" Dodonna said as she remembered the training camp on Woolie

stuff was blowing up, trainees were dying, and guns were blasting all over the place

"yeah I'm so in love yeah" as she started to chop off the limbs and heads of target dummys one of whom started to run away "no you don't" she said as she threw her lightsaber at the dummy "shoot I missed" she shrugged it off "that felt good" as she walked back into The Raven.

Connell ran as fast as he could in a straight line holding the toilet that he stole from The Raven back to The Prometheus. 

SHOULD I DO AUTHOR'S NOTES? I FEEL LIKE I SHOULDN'T