"Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Kill the first order. Even if we leave the galaxy in disorder! Using our new kyber crystal powered canon!" Dodonna sang
"First of all that didn't rhyme, second, Kyber crystal canon? That seems a bit excessive" data said
"Shut up you useless bag of bolts. I didn't spare you for nothing" dodonna hissed
"You almost didn't, SIR"
"So why do we have a kyber crystal powered canon?"
"To destroy the first order, duh!"
"And how you plan on doing that when we don't have a fully functioning ship?"
"Oh right"
The ship stops in midair and just falls to the ground at high speeds and blows up in a blaze of glory
The troopers watched from a distance
"Happy life day" they said to each other
"We're gonna investigate that right?" Connell asked
"Yep" replied Kenny
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Stormtrooper(A Star Wars Story)
FanfictionThis is the misadventure of the brave heroic Stormtroopers (and Droid) of The First Order who protected their base on the planet Quo from The Rebels. Inspired by Troopers by CollegeHumor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvoJXBqLILM and Red vs. Blue...
