Connell ran across the surface of Quo as he ran to The Prometheus. he looked back at The Raven for a quick second and saw Dodonna currently killing her team with her lightsaber.
Connell listened closely using his helmet and could make out her saying "I'm so in love"
"What is going on over there?" Connell asked in no one in particular
Dodonna finished killing Six and looked at Connell "Oh no!" Connell said as he started to run back to the safety of The Prometheus when out of nowhere Dodonna's lightsaber came flying that him.
Connell ran even faster to the door and opened it walking into The Prometheus
INSIDE THE PROMETHEUS
Connell took some time to take off his armor and walked into the main room
"hello? anyone in here?" Connell yelled
"I thought I told you not to interrupt me when I'm working!" yelled a voice
"Samwell, why do you sound different?" asked Connell
"when did you get here?" asked Samwell
"just now how long do you think I was gone?"
"you were gone 16 days"
"16 days? that's almost 2 weeks!"
"I told you to stop talking when I'm working!" the voice said as a droid started to walk over it looked like it was made out of spare parts.
"what is that droid?" asked Connell
Samwell put a finger to his lips
"why are you telling me to stay quiet" asked Connell
Connell nudged his head in the general direction
"so, when did you you start on the droid" asked Connell
"didn't you read part 1?"
Connell shook his head no
"it all goes back to the summer of '83" said Samwell
Flashback
Quo imperial prison
"get back in your cell prisoner!" a stormtrooper said hitting a prisoner on the back "or we'll send you to the nurse bots"
"wait. why are you talking about a prison?" asked Connell
"I've told you this was an Imperial Prison" informed Samwell
"when did you tell me that?" Connell interrupted
"I said it in Part 1. now can you not interrupt?" answered Samwell "now DOC4 used to be a Nurse Droid for the prison until it was shut down."
Tatooine
"wait where are you going? you're going to Stormtrooper camp" Connell's parents said
"but I was into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters" sang Connell "no, you're going to stormtrooper camp" said his parents
"wait, is that secret code for disappearing?" Connell interrupted
"no that's 'I need a new dust filter for my Hoover MaxExtract PressurePro Model 60, can you help me with that?'"
"oh that's what does power converters at Tosche Station mean?"
"it means you want to bang a hooker. where was I?"
Stormtrooper camp on Tatooine
"C-24601! 24601!" said the head teacher
"my name is Samwell Gunn!" Samwell sang
"you're name is 2-4-6-0-1!" sang back the teacher as he hit Samwell on the head
"wait, did you really sing your name and number?" Connell asked
"I was a theatre kid don't blame me" Samwell said before continuing "anyways"
"remember the rhythm. Arm, Arm, Leg, Leg, Head when shooting that's your targets" the headteacher said
"how do we shoot when our guns don't work?" asked Samwell
"what you didn't sing anymore?" Connell once again interrupted
"this part was four years ago" Samwell replied
"I swear to GHWL you are impossible so give me the gun" the headteacher said as his hand reached for the gun
Samwell gave the headteacher the gun who tried to shoot Samwell at point blank range and still somehow missed
A Year Later
"Samwell Gunn, you are hereby stationed to the planet Quo" The headteacher's hologram said
"is that it?" Connell said
"yeah I found her and repaired her" Samwell replied
YOU ARE READING
Stormtrooper(A Star Wars Story)
FanfictionThis is the misadventure of the brave heroic Stormtroopers (and Droid) of The First Order who protected their base on the planet Quo from The Rebels. Inspired by Troopers by CollegeHumor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvoJXBqLILM and Red vs. Blue...