Percy Jackson's Adventures- The Arbiter (new quest).

My Experiences with the former President

The next soul was a modern man. Black suit, red tie, blond hair brushed back.

"Name and life please. "
"My name is Donald Trump. President of the United States. "
Trump? I thought he was alive?

"How did you die?"
Trump snarled and waved his hand around his neck.
"Somebody poisoned my burger. "
A poisoned burger. This was getting interesting.

"And..."

"And now I'm dead, child. What has America gotten into now? A teenager judging the souls?"

"Tell me about your life, not your thoughts about me. "
"Whatever, Donald Trump, ex husband to Ivana and Marla. Husband to Melania. I have 5 children: Donald Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany and Barron. I went to .."
Wow, this guy talks a lot.

"What do you do?"

"I am the 45th president of the United States. Did you take history class, kid?"

"Nope, flunked. "

"Oh so instead of McDonalds' you're working here?"
Man, this guy sounds like my old teachers.

"Hades' my uncle. "

"Oh so he pulled some strings. Next thing you're telling me is that you saved the world. "
"I did save the world. "
Annabeth popped in to say that I had a lot of help. True.

Mr. Trump laughed and said :" I don't believe this. What weird dream this is. Who's your manager, kid?"

"Hades. "
"Can I talk to him?"
"Umm. I think so, the line's that way. "

"Line?"

"Yeah. Mrs. Dodds, can you please show him the way?"
Mrs. Dodds snarled and picked Trump into her claws and dropped him onto the pile of mortals seeking Hades.

"I will make America great againnnn!"

I am so glad that this business is done. Now I can turn in my resignation card to Hades.

As I got off the obsidian judge throne, suddenly Hades appeared.

"Nephew, you still have one more person. ", he smirked and vanished.

I felt chilled all over.

This couldn't be good.