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Ria Elumba
I've talked to Lynn today somewhat but not a lot because it's a Saturday and she's always spending time with her family. I'm not complaining. I think it's cool her family does that sort of thing. My moms, I think could care less about "bonding" and all that shit. That's just how it is I guess.
It's about 11:30 PM right now, because it's a Saturday there's no rush to go to sleep. I spent today doing virtually nothing. I can't even remember what I did today. I'm pretty sure I watched Netflix or YouTube. I'm pretty sure I drank water? It doesn't matter, I feel decent.
Right now I'm scrolling through TikTok and I get a notification from my group chat Teaiheeil. I'm not sure why we chose a tea flavour as our group chat name but it stuck. I'm not even sure if it's actually a tea flavour. I think that's just what we compared it to and "Teaiheeil" is a bunch of random letters. We came up with it by sending random letters in the chat until Matthew named it that. Apparently if you put it in google translate, it thinks it's Finnish.
At 11:43 pm Nova sends a message to Teaiheeil
Teaiheeil (4)
Nova:
Lynn: You know those things will kill you, right?
Matthew, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Nova, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Ria: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Nova: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org
website is VERY accurate
Later, Matthew sends a text to a different group chat with only Him, Nova, and I.
t😩h😩r😩s😩t (3)
Matthew:
Nova- Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Matthew- We got spring water
Nova- NO.
Ria- with EXTRA minerals
Matthew- it's like licking a stalagmite
Nova- DON'T COME HOME.
Ria- Mmmmm cave water
Ria: yes
Matthew sends another.
Matthew:
Nova: WHY. Why did you give Ria a KNIFE?!
Matthew: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Nova: Now I feel unsafe!
Matthew: I'm sorry.
Matthew: ... would you like a knife?
I send one back
Ria:
*Ria is cooking*
Matthew: Any chance that's for me?
Ria: It's for Nova. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Lynn: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Matthew: lmao yes
Ria: this is so accurate it scares me
Nova: yeahhhh fooodddd
Matthew:
Nova: why are you on the floor
Matthew: I'm depressed
Matthew: Also I was stabbed can you get Ria please.
Ria: LMAODHAFHAJ
Matthew:
Nova, about Matthew: apparently were getting someone new in the group
Lynn: are we stealing them?
Ria: New or used?
Nova: Wonderful responses, both of you
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