3/2/2021

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by twobananasforaeuroo

by twobananasforaeuroo

Ria Elumba

Right now I'm thinking I should re-think this whole starving myself thing because these mints Matthew gave me are pretty tasty. Lynn comes over from her locker and hands Matthew an energy drink. He says it smells sour and I have to resist the urge to tell him to shut up.

The three of us go to the lunchroom to get breakfast because Lynn is stupid and doesn't eat breakfast. Love her though! I don't really want to eat right now because I'm not that hungry but I don't wanna wait for them and be told by a teacher to go to my homeroom so I go with them through the line.

I grab a granola bar and Lynn grabs a soggy fruit cup. Matthew doesn't grab anything because he didn't want to. If he did he'd prolly complain about his stupid stomach all day.

On our way to our homerooms, Lynn leaves us first but not before saying goodbye. When Matthew and I get to the entrance of his homeroom, Matthew tells me not to die and I respond with such a stupid answer: "but I want to though". Matthew tells me he doesn't care and not to and he walks into his homeroom. Dammit now I have to walk by myself. I want to kill myself.

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I hate gym. I hate gym more than myself. Today we have our "wednesday workout" and it's basically just everyone squatting, doing sit-ups, doing push-ups and stretching at the end for forty minutes. Does that sound like fun to you?! No, it doesn't. So shut up before I curb stomp you.

At the end of this stupid class Lynn and I are talking like you do and she takes off her sweatshirt and I compliment her ruffled up hair. I don't know why, I just felt the need too. She responds with a "Why thank you m'lady" and we both bust out laughing.

If Nova were here, she'd probably start squealing at the sound of "m'lady" she's ranted to me about how much she adores this show called Miraculous: Ladybug. Apparently the main character Cat Noir calls Ladybug "m'lady" and Nova goes ballistic.

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After school Rebecca, Matthew, Lynn and I are showing each other memes as usual. What more do you expect from us? We aren't popular if you couldn't tell. We are very far from it actually. I know, shocking.

While we're exchanging memes like drugs, Kayla comes up behind Matthew and strangles him by the sound of it but by the looks of it she's just trying to give him a hug. Matthew licks her hand to get her to let go and she pulls her hands away and Matthew falls on the floor. He stays there and gives us a "this is great" look then stands back up.

We talk for a few more minutes before Lynn leaves and another kid, Darren, shows up waiting for Kayla because they have the Science Olympiad. Kayla stays for a few more minutes and just messes around. I swear that girl gets on my nerves sometimes.

Mr. Reder comes up to our little pack and asks why we're not leaving the school and we answer with a simple "why not" and he just leaves us alone.

Eventually Kayla has to leave and it's time for me to ride my bus home too. I wave to Matthew and Rebecca and they both wave violently at me back.

BYE

co-author: Ryan_Axel

we have another chapter. i would put it out tonight but im tired. it's 2:00 and i have school at 7:00 so goodnight <3

have a good day or night

no mean comments from me this time

not a true story