Attack On Titan: One Shots + Headcanons

Headcanons! Dating Jean would include..

A/N: BABY DESERVES THE WORLD *sigh* anyways Alexa play Tear In my Heart by Twenty one pilots 🤧

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- I'm going to be honest with ya'll, Jean would be the best partner out of all of your faves.

- He was probably already a massive simp for you before you guys even started dating, but now that you are, the simping INTENSIFIES.

- I feel like dating Jean would include a lot of hand holding because he really loves it.

- His reasons are similar to the Mikasa headcanons. He likes it because it effectively reminds everyone in the room that you are his and his only.

- Also because he gets giddy from your touch, but you can't know that lol.

- This guy is so blunt and cocky, so if you ever want Jean's attention or affection, he'll act sooo smug about it

- For example, you rest your head on his shoulder, or you start cuddling his side, he'll be like "oh? didn't know you were that needy for me Y/N 😏"

- If you're the type who gets flustered easily, he'll simply laugh at your flustered look but he's internally screaming at how cute you are.

- He's worse when he's drunk though.

- This mf is a whole different breed when he's drunk. All shame and morality jumps out the window.

- Imagine you guys are having a party at the courtesy of the survey corps, a drunk Jean is making it's way over to you, but you haven't noticed him yet.

- He towers behind you and looks down, his index finger and thumb suddenly pressing down on your jaw, forcing you to tilt your head up and look up at him.

- "Hey pretty girl"

- AWOOGA

- Ahem, anyways. Let's talk further about his simping ways.

- He tries soooo hard to impress you, it's hilarious.

- Randomly flexing his muscles if he sees you even look his way, suddenly bringing up how he graduated in 6th position when you arrive at the table, and so on.

- The funniest ones are when he tries to out do Eren to show you how he's better than him.

- Imagine Eren was carrying some boxes back to the HQ for Hange, and asks for your help, you gladly accept and make your way over to him.

- Suddenly, angry Jean thee Stallion will emerge out of nowhere and take all the boxes out of Eren's hands.

- "Oi HORSEFACE! GIVE THAT BACK I CAN DO IT MYSE-" Eren yells but you tune it out as you watch your handsome boyfriend carry all the boxes with ease.

- "See that baby? Stupid suicidal boy was gonna make my pretty girl carry his boxes because he's weak, don't worry though baby! That's what I'm here for" he boasts

- A smirk making it's way to his face as he hears you cooing at him and Eren's frustrated yells lmao.

- ALSO even though he's not the best chef, Jean loves to cook you some of his momma's classic meals whenever he gets the chance.

- Because he just knows his momma will love you as much as he does 🥺

- Ok but for dates, you and Jean have this little secret flower field that you two run off to on your days off.

- You guys are lying in the flower field, your head in Jean's lap, with him placing pretty daises in your hair, you are attempting to also put daises in his hair but failing miserably, which makes him laugh.

- Jean is hopelessly in love with you and will always be your biggest simp because you will always be his pretty girl 🥺