Attack On Titan: One Shots + Headcanons

Headcanons! Dating Connie (Modern AU)

(A/N: I know nobody will read this one, but I just wanted to write something for my boy Connie because I love him sm 😔)
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- Oh god Connie would be the cutest and funniest boyfriend everrr

- Another gamer boyfriend !! He tends to scream a lot on mic and he's definitely leading the formation of cyber bullying Reiner

- Encouraged by Eren of course LMAO-

- Connie tends to FaceTime you at the most random times when he misses you, even if you just saw him

- "You literally saw me 2 hours ago babe!"

- "Yeah but that's like 200 mins ago baby!"

- "Connie... babe no"

- Now you understand why Armin gave up on teaching him maths 💀

- Also don't call him by his name like that!! It makes him think you're mad at him :(

- He accepts babe or bubs only 😌

- Did I mention that him and Sasha keep talking to you through vine references? They do it on purpose to see who you'll shout at first LMAO-

- He's such a sweetheart to you though?? On days where you have no one to walk back to dorms with after lesson, he'll wait outside your classes and collect you

- Because Connie believes his pretty little s/o should never have to worry about such small inconveniences when he's there! That's what boyfriends are for!

- Also very active on social media! Mostly on Snapchat where he posts his crazy adventures with Jean and Sasha and embarrassing pictures of his friends

- His Instagram is just cute pics of you and him so he can remind everyone how pretty his s/o is

- Make out sessions are so common because this guy cannot get his hands off you! You're just so hot how can he help himself! 😩

- He's really good at it too, makes you sit on his lap, hands holding the back of your neck and everything- 😳

- Also Connie is so good at cheering you up, because even though he portrays himself as dumb, he's actually so emotionally intelligent?? Like he immediately knows when you're feeling down.

- His voice will soften as he whispers words of affirmations in your ear, his strong arms wrapped around you as he engulfs you in a hug.

- Once you've calmed down, he'll whisper ridiculously stupid things in your ear or really bad pick up lines to get you laughing again. Anything to see your happy face 🥺

- Ok but Connie would give the best back hugs!! Imagine his 6'0 figure towering over you from behind, wrapping his strong arms around you, humming in your ear

- Boy has piercings!! Has has studs on his ears and his nose - and he looks so fine 😫

- Wears those grey sweatpants and looks super good on him too😩

- Overall Connie Springer is bae and deserves the world! Can I get an amen? 🛐