Attack On Titan: One Shots + Headcanons

Headcanons! Jean as your college flatmate would include..

(A/N: I wish I had a girlfriend with a wolf cut to run away with rn 😩😩😩 or Jean Kirschtein. Anyways enjoy! <3
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- Jean definitely thought he'd become some frat boy when he moved out but soon realised he wasn't built for that life LMAO-

- He realised he became too mature for their stupidity, from the way Eren and his boys would black out drunk and miss assignment deadlines, to talking about their own girlfriends like sex objects - it was disgusting to Jean, his momma didn't raise him like that

- So he soon moved in to a different dorm, where we met you, Y/N.

- Jean nearly forgot how to breathe when he made eye contact with you, your figure awkwardly standing in the dorm kitchen, quietly introducing yourself to him

- 'She's so cute' he thought, ready to simp for his new flat mate

- I see Jean as an early bird, so he probably wakes up before you and goes for a run

- If you're still not awake by the time he gets back, he'll start making your breakfast for you (because he's a simp like that 😩)

- He'll barge into your room with a plate of toast, gravy and omelettes in his hand, just like his momma use to make.

- He'll open your curtains and start ranting really loud, which easily wakes you up,

- He watches you as you scratch your bed head, and scrunch your noise at the disturbance, the sight brings a smile to his lips.

- "Cute" he mutters under his breath.

- "What did you say horseface?"

- " I- I said wake up and eat your breakfast stupid! Look I made you breakfast in bed!"

- You guys are usually busy with assignments and lectures, so you have agreed to spend sundays with each other. NOPE. Not negotiable. Jean will get real mad if you cancel Sunday spas.

- Sunday spas include Jean sitting in your room, with your favourite movie playing in the back, as you help him put on the K beauty face masks you brought

- Now Jean knows exactly how to put on a face mask, he just pretends not to because he likes the way your fingers gently glide across his face, smoothing out the mask

- So it's just a big 'ole excuse for him to feel your touch? Correct.

- If he's feeling generous, he even let you play with his hair.

- Pull on his hair, and tease him about his mullet. Tease him about the little goatee he's got. He'll turn into a hot mess but he likes it too .

- He likes to tease you too. If you're not taller than his 6'2 figure, then he'll definitely use his height privilege to place your favourite foods on the top shelf.

- A smirk on his face when he hears you struggling to reach it, yelling his name for help.

- Man it really strikes his ego 😩

- Only person Jean will invite is Marco. Because he knows Marco is the only one he can trust around you. He's such a sweetheart too, he'll probably bring you some of his baked goods 🥺

- Seriously, Jean doesn't want to risk inviting over someone who will make you uncomfortable or try to steal you from him.

- Also because Marco is the only one that knows about his little crush hehe 😏

- As I've previously mentioned, Jean is much more mature now, so he takes studying seriously, so expect a lot of study dates in his bedroom.

- Overall Jean thanks his lucky stars everyday for moving out from the frats and finding an angel like you 😩🙏