Attack On Titan: One Shots + Headcanons

Headcanons! House husband Eren would include..

(A/N: Hi my loves! Quick question, if you were a princess, who would you want as your knight? Mikasa or Annie? 😏 Anyways enjoy!! <33
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- Ok hear me out, war criminal Eren acting like nothing happened, and becomes a house husband for you in a small town lol

- He REFUSES to wake you up in the morning btw, he believes his hardworking lover deserves a break

- Also because he wants it to become too late for you to go into work, so you can spend the day with him instead hehe

- But when you do wake up, you can smell the wonderful whiff of breakfast, as you come downstairs

- His deep morning voice calling out to you "come here Y/N, I made you breakfast"

- Ugh you're so lucky, you get to wake up and watch this handsome 6 foot tall, shirtless man make you breakfast 😩

- He's only good at making breakfast though, the rest of his meals are kinda mid, so it's best if you eat out while you're at work 💀

- Okay but when he's cooking something, his hard skin is unaffected by the spitting oil, but he watches you flinch away from it and darkly chuckles

- "It's okay my little scaredy cat, sit down and I'll take care of it hm?" he says patronisingly, stroking your back as you nod

- He loves the kitchen a lot I guess

- Maybe it started from his obsession to bend you over the kitchen table, and pound into you from behind, his eyes roll back as he watches your white sticky substance leak from your pretty cu-

- AHEM ANYWAYS 😳

- He goes grocery shopping often, so a few people in town have recognised him but he doesn't care tbh, he knows they're too scared to confront him

- He doesn't really care about their opinions because he's a changed man!! He does not need to prove himself to this shitty town!! He's just here to make his new wife happy, that's all.

- Now if someone tries to confront you and criticise you for marrying a war criminal.. that's a whole different story..

- because NOBODY should have the audacity to make him look bad to his wife

- He wants you to see him as the sweet loving house husband he is. He would hate himself forever if you ever saw him as a villain.

- So please love him 😔 !! He's trying his best, and he'll massage your feet when you get back from work okay? 😭

- He's very sweet when you arrive from work! His tall 6'0 figure greeting you at the door, pulling you into his broad chest with a kiss

- He's similar to househusband Levi because he also pampers you for a while before having his way with you

- So don't be surprised if after massaging your feet, he's starts whining at you to braid his hair

- Overall he's a great house husband! He knows he's not a good man, but he loves you so much and will try his best to accommodate your needs like a good househusband should <3