Attack On Titan: One Shots + Headcanons

Headcanons! Dating Hange (Modern AU)

(A/N: YA'LL LOOK AT THE PIC!! Pierced Hange supremacy!! 😫🧎‍♀️)
Also what do you guys think of my new cover for this ?  :) 💗💗 )

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- Hange would be the craziest and cutest s/o ever whose head over heels for you!

- They love wearing your jumpers and loves seeing you in their jumpers!

- Please let them keep it, they like the way it smells of you 😔💗

- Hange always has a bubble baths ready for you on days where they know you overworked yourself

- Will then proceed to get really excited when you ask them to join you, as if they weren't standing outside the bathtub, eagerly hoping you would ask LMAO-

- Ok I'm just gonna put it out there - Hange is an ABBA stan!!

- So don't be surprised if they randomly grab you by the waist, pulling you in for a dance in the kitchen at 3am with Dancing Queen blasting in the back

- Their nicknames for you include: 'baby, bubs, goober, and lil chicken nugget'

- Social media is mainly Instagram, their posts varies from new discoveries at the lab, pictures with their friends, and lots of cute pictures of you

- Definitely captions the pictures with something like "my lil goober 🥰"

- Also ya'll do this thing where you say "kith kith 😙" before you kiss each other and it's so cute!!

- Ok I know I've said this before but MAKEOUT SESSIONS IN THEIR LAB AHHH

- The test tubes that previously occupied the table was now replaced with your body lying flat against it, with Hange in between your legs eati-

- AHEM ANYWAYS!! 😳

- Ok but on a serious note, Hange's job as a biochemist is super exhausting!! So if there's something they love to do when they come back from work, it's lying down in your lap, using your thighs as pillows, and falling asleep in that position

- If your hands aren't caressing their hair already, they'll grab your hands and softly place it in their hair, wanting to be pampered by you aww

- If they ever end up having to work overtime, they pick up a bouquet of flowers and some McDonald's on the way home, and give those to you once they're back, softly apologising while placing a kiss on your forehead

- If you then tell Hange they don't have to apologise, they'll literally be on the verge of tears, screaming how they don't deserve you

- God, Hange is so dramatic I love them 😭

- Shrek movie marathons on days off!!

- Which may or may not lead to really bad pick up lines

- "Hey y/n, call me shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you 😏"

- "Hange, baby no"

- I can imagine a lot of karaoke nights where you two are singing romantic songs really badly, because you're both too busy giggling and getting giddy

- Levi is currently wishing he was 6 feet under while Erwin is really proudly taking a video of ya'll, ready to upload on Facebook or something 😭

- Hange gives you a lot of head pats because they find the gesture super endearing and "subtle in public"

- However their entire subtle facade goes down the drain when they then proceed to wrap their arms around your head, and cuddle up your face, cooing at you because apparently you were being too cute and they couldn't keep their hands off you 😩

- Anyways Modern Hange supremacy 🙏 (rail me Hange)