Renji: So like..
Renji: What's up y'all?
Ichigo: Me.
Renji: What?
Ichigo : I'm up.
Renji: ...what.
Orihime: He's just drunk.
Rukia: I think he meant his friends is up.
Orihime: His friend definitely isn't.
Rukia: Did you want it to be?
Orihime: Apparently Grimmjow wants it up more than I do..
Grimmjow: The more up it is the harder he will fight!
Ishida: What the hell kind of swords are you guys gonna fight with.
Hisagi: I love us today.
Kira: Yeah, nice energy.
Yuki: What did I walk into?
Ichigo: Up.
Grimmjow: Up.
Ilforte: Isn't up a movie?
Findor: Has anyone seen Ggio?
Apache: Is Ggio fucking high on some suspicious S-zayel shit again?
Findor: Yes. Yes he is.
Yuki: Whoa, something weird is going on.
Di Roy: Did you notice it too?
Yuki: Yeah. Everyone is kinda messed up on something except me.
Di Roy: What? No-
Yuki: I need to get messed up!
Di Roy: HOW DID YOU INTERRUPT MY TEXT?!
Yuki: Hueco Mundo is basically hell, but cold. We can do whatever we want!
Di Roy: What happened to morals?
Yuki: Oh yeah.. crap. Those exist. Guess I can't get messed up.
Di Roy: BUT I CAN.
Yuki: CHEATER!
Grimmjow: Since Di Roy and that bitch are running around, I guess I'm free from her annoyingness for a while.
S-zayel: Annoyingness isn't a word.
Grimmjow: Neither's your face.
S-zayel: That wasn't an insult either.
Grimmjow: But your face is.
S-zayel: Do you want to see my face that badly? So much so that it's all you can think about?
Grimmjow: Don't you dare turn this into a crush thing.
Renji: Too bad, it's a crush thing now.
Byakuya: Crush thing?
Renji: Nothing your pure mind should know about, taichou.
Byakuya: ...
Orihime: I put Ichigo to bed.
Grimmjow: Good, makes the kidnapping easier.
Orihime: Stay away from my husband's penis.
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Bleach Chat.
FanfictionThis is a fanfiction about the all of the bleach characters having a group chat of their own. I suck at titles , so no titles for the parts. It's just a chat room XD unless I find a good title for a part. Maybe I can use numbers 'till then. Yeah. Ho...