Part Eighteen

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Renji: So like..

Renji: What's up y'all?

Ichigo: Me.

Renji: What?

Ichigo : I'm up.

Renji: ...what.

Orihime: He's just drunk.

Rukia: I think he meant his friends is up.

Orihime: His friend definitely isn't.

Rukia: Did you want it to be?

Orihime: Apparently Grimmjow wants it up more than I do..

Grimmjow: The more up it is the harder he will fight!

Ishida: What the hell kind of swords are you guys gonna fight with.

Hisagi: I love us today.

Kira: Yeah, nice energy.

Yuki: What did I walk into?

Ichigo: Up.

Grimmjow: Up.

Ilforte: Isn't up a movie?

Findor: Has anyone seen Ggio?

Apache: Is Ggio fucking high on some suspicious S-zayel shit again?

Findor: Yes. Yes he is.

Yuki: Whoa, something weird is going on.

Di Roy: Did you notice it too?

Yuki: Yeah. Everyone is kinda messed up on something except me.

Di Roy: What? No-

Yuki: I need to get messed up!

Di Roy: HOW DID YOU INTERRUPT MY TEXT?!

Yuki: Hueco Mundo is basically hell, but cold. We can do whatever we want!

Di Roy: What happened to morals?

Yuki: Oh yeah.. crap. Those exist. Guess I can't get messed up.

Di Roy: BUT I CAN.

Yuki: CHEATER!

Grimmjow: Since Di Roy and that bitch are running around, I guess I'm free from her annoyingness for a while.

S-zayel: Annoyingness isn't a word.

Grimmjow: Neither's your face.

S-zayel: That wasn't an insult either.

Grimmjow: But your face is.

S-zayel: Do you want to see my face that badly? So much so that it's all you can think about?

Grimmjow: Don't you dare turn this into a crush thing. 

Renji: Too bad, it's a crush thing now.

Byakuya: Crush thing?

Renji: Nothing your pure mind should know about, taichou.

Byakuya: ...

Orihime: I put Ichigo to bed.

Grimmjow: Good, makes the kidnapping easier.

Orihime: Stay away from my husband's penis.

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