Bleach Chat.

Part Twenty One

Ichigo: Today's been really good.

Grimmjow: I want to choke on your cock.

Ichigo: Today's been good.

As Nodt: Hey Ichigo.

Ichigo: Today is frickin' perfect.

Renji: Wassup Ichigo.

Ichigo: Go away.

Renji: We need a plan to have Ichigo less attracted to As Nodt.

Rukia: Or a plan to make him more attracted to us.

Ichigo: Neither is happening.

Nnoitra: I kind of look like that As Nodt fella.

Ichigo: But again, you aren't him.

Nnoitra: Good point.

Grimmjow: At least all my comment did was remove the 'really' from 'really good'.

Ichigo: The really is what adds so much to the meaning.

Grimmjow: It's good enough for me.

Yhwach: Soon enough Ichigo will be on our side.

Ichigo: Nah man, I just support As Nodt. I'd help him to take over the world if he wants to rule it.

As Nodt: I have more than enough already.

Ichigo: LISTEN to him. He's ADORABLE. He's SATISFIED.

Orihime: And he helps around the house!

Rukia: We all need an As Nodt.

Renji: She says, as if I'm not the one who always cooks and cleans because the only household chore she can manage is laundry.

Rukia: I can make toast!

Renji: In the TOASTER!

Orihime: I can teach you how to cook!

Renji: nO.

Ichigo: You saying my wife's cooking sucks?

Renji: yES.

Ichigo: Wow.

Ichigo: Okay.

Renji: You suck too Ichigo.

Ichigo: Gee thanks, you also suck.

Renji: Thanks, and you're welcome.

Ichigo: Anytime.

Aizen: What a beautiful bond you friends share.

Yuki: Of course, you wouldn't know friendship if it hypnotised you into thinking you guys were married with 50 kids.

Aizen: Is this perhaps an invitation, Yuki?

Yuki: NO DAMN IT, I HATE YOU.

Aizen: Tough love.

Yuki: You're being so creepy right now.

Aizen: Everyone here is creepy.

Ulquiorra: He's got a point.

Ulquiorra: So that being said, I wish to slaughter you all into tiny invisible pieces then dance around in the blood and rain of your non-existent remains.

S-zayel: I told you to take those pills, Ulquiorra.

Ulquiorra: Make me.

S-zayel: There we go again..