Bleach Chat.

Part Eight

Unohana : We have an emergency.

Ichigo : Of course we do. We always do. Once you shinigamis get involved it's nothing but trouble.

Rukia : Look who's talking..

Hanatarou : Please don't fight among each other!! Something really bad is happening! We just found someone's dead body.

Ichigo : A new enemy huh..

Unohana : You should take this more seriously. The one who was killed was a prisoner , not just a nameless shinigami.

Aizen : A captain just called her comrades Nameless. And you people say I am evil..

Ichigo : If it's a prisoner then maybe someone just wanted revenge on him or something and killed him.

Unohana : He left a dying message. He said that his killer was a traitor among us. Maybe he'll go after us next. Maybe the prisoner was just a message to us.

Yamamoto : Now this is worrying. After Aizen's treachery , I didn't expect we would have more traitors. I hope they're not stronger than Aizen.

Aizen : They wish.

Szayel : You do realize that if he really IS among us , then he can see our messages , right..?

Ichigo : Who cares man..

Renji : If we ignore them they'll go away eventually. Us worrying will make them want to play with our minds.

Rukia : Like that sick fuck Aizen.

Izuru : SOMEONE HELP I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY IZURU AND HE'S KEEPING ME IN HIS BASEMENT AND TORTURING ME!!

Aizen : ....?

Izuru : It's me , Gin!! He took away my phone but luckily he forgot his today! I need rescue , please!

Matsumoto : We should help you , why..?

Izuru : Rangiku please , you don't understand! I never tortured Kira before! It was all mind games! But he's trying to break me in mind , body and spirit! I can't take much of this anymore , my body hurts , i'm hungry , and I keep losing more and more blood every day and he refuses to heal my wounds and it's dark and it's lonely and i'm really scared. Someone please..

Ichigo : If we pretend this never happened , no one has to go save him..

Renji : Let's all just ignore him and please , PLEASE , for once , let's live normally.

Matsumoto : I can't agree more.

Izuru : You're going to leave me to rot and die..? I thought you were a hero Ichigo.

Ichigo : I never said I was. You just assumed I am.

Aizen : Where did he go..?

Izuru : Did who go where..?

Aizen : Gin. Where did he go?

Izuru : What Gin..

Aizen : ...

Aizen : Okay.

Shit : The dark side huh..this is how far we've fallen?

Izuru : You people are hallucinating.

Aizen : How long have you been under the impression that this is some hallucination..?

Ichigo : Shut up man , I still want to get back at you for "practically touching my heart".