Part Six

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Ichigo : INOUE I'M SO SORRY LET ME IN!!!

InoHime : No.

Ichigo : AW COME ON!

Renji : What did you do now Ichigo?

Ichigo : I tried giving our son some candy...

Chappy-Ruki : And?

InoHime : They were jaw breakers.

Renji : I don't see what the problem is. The kid can lose some teeth and have new stronger ones.

Chappy-Rukia : If you give jaw breakers to our daughter Renji , I swear , I will let you sleep outside in a snowstorm.

Hotsugay : Let me guess. You're gonna make me do the snowstorm?

Chappy-Rukia : Will yes , but...

Hiyori : WTF is with that name you tiny ice cream cone?

Hotsugay : First of all , I'm not a tiny ice cream cone , I'm Hitsugaya-taichou or Toshiro-taichou. Second of all , someone changed my name and I forgot how to change it back.

Shit : Sucks for you I guess.

Ichigo : Orihime Inoue , let me in right this instant!

Renji : O-oh. Ichigo used her full name.

InoHime : Still not getting in the house.

Ichigo : Just you wait until I get in there. I will make housework so hard for you that you want to sleep outside.

KawaiiRiruka : Excuse me for a sec , but just a quick question. If you two get a divorce , will it be alright for me to have Ichigo?

InoHime : Yes.

Ichigo : Do I have a say in this?

InoHime : No , you're grounded.

Ichigo : WHAT?!

InoHime : Grounded.

Ichigo : ...

Ichigo : I give up.

Shuuhei : I just wanted to let you guys know I love you all.

Kensei : Are you getting another foot massage?

Shuuhei : Yes..

FML2000 : Hisagi-san, I salute your bravery.

Shuuhei : T~T

PepeLove<3 : NO ONE CAN LOVE ANYONE BETTER THAN THEY LOVE ME.

Kuchiki Byakuya : You're a big scaredy cat of a crybaby , who wears a diaper and think he's a Cupid , the fact that you're an old man is not only making it disturbing but it's also pretty much creepy and disgusting , I advise that you stop doing that or I'm going to murder you myself. Note that I'm not effected by your powers.

PepeLove<3 : ....

PeppHate<\3 : I'm going to plan my world domination.

Barragan : TAKE ME WITH YOU.

Ichigo : Can't you all just have Normal names? It's hard to keep up with everyone especially since some people keep on changing their usernames AND profile pictures.

InoHime : That is a picture of me playing with our son. And I let him wear your cloths.

 And I let him wear your cloths

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