Bleach Chat.

Part Thirteen

Disclaimer : I DON'T OWN BLEACH.

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Ichigo : Oh poor little soul who wonders in a dark space..

Ichigo : What has guided you to such mislead path?

Aizen : Excuse me.

Aizen : But this path is pretty lit to me.

Gin : I never thought I'd live to see the day that Aizen says lit..

Tousen : To be fair , you did die once.. no , twice.

Gin : Ha , ha , ha..

Tousen : I was being logical , not funny.

Gin : Ecaxtly mu point.

Gin : You're no fun.

Tousen : I don't want to be told that by the guy who can't even spell exactly correctly.

Gin : See? No fun..

Kensei : I think Tousen's fun!

Tousen : Finally.

Kensei : When he dies , at least.

Tousen : ...

Kensei : You called Komamura ugly and betrayed Hisagi's trust. Die.

Tousen : At least my Steves and Wonderweiss like me.

Apacci : Speaking of Steves..

Sun sung : Sorry. We killed one of them.

Tousen : STEVE!

Gin : I change my mind , he's pretty fun.

Gin : To tease.

Shuhei : Tousen the Teaseable.

Findor : Shuhei the Kissable.

Shuhei : Findor stOP.

Kira : The arrancars have really been going 100% with the flirting.

Avirama : It's not flirting if we mean it , Izuru the Loveable.

Kira : ...

Kira : Stop this nonsense.

Yumichika : You guys make it pretty obvious that you're embarrassed..

Ikkaku : Yeah , you should be more like me.

Poww : If you say so , Ikkaku the Holdable.

Ikkaku : Oh , a death hold huh? Alright , you're on! I'll handle anything you throw at me!

Poww : ...

Poww : I've been defeated.

Ikkaku : What? Already?

Grimmjow : Yo , Ichigo the Fuckable.

Ulquiorra : Ichigo the Fuckable , how are you doing?

Dordoni : What's up , Ichigo the Fuckable?

Ichigo : AM I ONLY FUCKABLE?!

Aizen : Urahara the Sexable.

Urahara : Kinky. 

Yuroichi : What?

Urahara : What?

Szayel : Mayuri the Experimentable.