Bleach Chat.

Part Eleven

Yumichika : So.. Ikkaku's back from drinking.

Kenpachi : We knew that when he sent "I LOVE 69" all enthusiastically.

Yumichika : Yeah , so I need help to tie him naked to a tree.

Shuuhei : Why?

Yumichika : Why not?

Kira : Count me in.

Yumichika : Not you , I don't like you in any way.

Kira : So you hate me?

Yumichika : Yes , but the word is so ugly.

Kira : What have I ever done to you?

Yumichika : You belittled me , you big ass fat ugly emo cunt.

Kira : ...

Shuuhei : All those bad words and he can't say I hate you.

Kira : I'm surprised , I found it fun to be called with such names.

Yumichika : Another masochist..

Tesla : Join the squad.

Kira : I don't think i'm as masochistic as you , Tesla. I just like degrading.

Ayon : Oh , we're talking about kinks?

Aizen : Mine is showing people weird fantasies with my zanpakuto and seeing them react to it.

Ichigo : The kinks in my world are weird enough , I don't want to know about the weird kinks of other creatures.

Shuuhei : Pretty sure Muguruma-taichou has a thing for tiny people.

Ukitake : PROTECT THE TOSHIRO.

Kensei : Oi , don't spread weird rumours! I just like people who are shorter than me because i'm kinda short.

Shinji : HIS WORDS , NOT MINE. SHORTY.

Kensei : YOU'RE DEAD SHINJI!!!

Hitsugaya : Someone please come free me from Ukitake's death bear hug.

Ichigo : If you can text you can get out.

Hitsugaya : No I can't.

Matsumoto : On my way~

Grimmjow : Yo , Kurosaki! Wanna hang out?

Ichigo : ...

Orihime : Aww , he wants to be friends!

Ichigo : He wants to be a MURDERER.

Grimmjow : So not true! I want to be a fighter! FIGHT ME!!

Ichigo : NEVER!!

Halibel : Boys will always be boys.

Apache : You mean in actions , or in bed?

Ggio : I'll have you know my skills in bed are way higher than most of the people here.

Sun Sun : How do you know?

Ggio : No comment.

Tesla : I need a vacation..

Ayon : Everyday is a vacation.

Tesla : I literally need a vacation. All the work for Nnoitra-sama made me exhausted. So much that I can't even look at yaoi because I'll get too excited which will drain more energy and I don't want to waste any more energy.