Bleach Chat.

Part Twenty Two

Ishida: Years of treating patients and being kind.

Ishida: And someone dares to blame me for the death of their relative.

Ishida: It's not my fault if they choked on a broccoli and died.

Ichigo: More shinigami work for me, the substitute soul reaper.

Rukia: Once you die you'll be a permanent soul reaper.

Ichigo: An old one at that. I plan to die surrounded by my kids and grandkids.

Orihime: We plan on having at least two more kids.

Grimmjow: More reasons for you to avoid fighting me, Kurosaki?

Ichigo: You can't even have kids, you'll never understand my joy.

Chad: Are you okay Ishida?

Ishida: Thank God, someone asked. No. I'm not.

Chad: Sorry about that.

Ishida: You're so nice sado. I appreciate you.

Yhwach: Kurosaki Ichigo. This is your last warning. Hand me back As Nodt or face my wrath.

Ichigo: No.

Orihime: You take As Nodt from me and I will end you.

Ichigo: Us. She means us. Take As Nodt from US and WE will end you.

Orihime: Yes, sure, that.

Yhwach: Why are you all so obsessed with my Quincies.

Nnoitra: All Quincies are submissive and breadable.

Ichigo: The memes reached you, huh, Nnoitra?

Nnoitra: What memes?

Tesla: Am I not breadable enough for you, Nnoitra-sama? Should I become more submissive or more sexy?

Nnoitra: Shut up Tesla.

Pepe: Love is a wonderful thing, isn't it?

Tesla: It's called Lust, dumbass.

Yuki: Yeah, dumbass.

DRoy: What they said, dumbass.

Pepe: Yet I remain loveless..

Yuki: If you love love, you will end up loveless. Scientific fact.

DRoy: She speaks truth.

Aizen: I hate everything yet many people love me.

Momo: I have a new crush!

Aizen: There goes all the people that love me.

Rangiku: Congratulations! Who is it?

Momo: Their name starts with R and ends with U <3

Rangiku: Could it be.. me?

Momo: <3

Rangiku: <3 <3

Momo: <3<3<3<3

Pepe: </3

Rangiku: Hey! don't break our hearts!

Momo: My Rangiku hearts..

Rangiku: You can have more! Just come to me and get some ; )