Bleach Chat.

Part Twenty.

Ichigo: Fight me Grimmjow.

Grimmjow: What?

Aizen: Is everything okay, Ichigo?

Gin: We're concerned for you.

Ulquiorra: It feels like you're not being yourself lately, as your enemies, we're worried.

Ichigo: What the fuck.

Ishida: Why do you suddenly want to fight him?

Ichigo: I'm talking about frickin' Mario Carts.

Grimmjow: Ugh, I don't want to play. It's a stupid game.

Ichigo: Only cause you always lose.

Renji: Grimmjow's surprisingly really bad at video games.

Ulquiorra: Not that surprising.

Grimmjow: You're dead, emo boy.

Ulquiorra: Your childish insults don't effect me.

Ichigo: Fine, I'll just play with my man As Nodt.

Orihime: Lately it feels like you spend more time with As Nodt than me.

Ichigo: My bro is depressed, gotta lift his spirits.

Orihime: I'm open to threesomes.

Ichigo: Good news! We're getting a new family member!

As Nodt: I feel honoured.

Orihime: And of course, I have to explain this to our son.

Ichigo: Just tell him that mommy and daddy love this person so he's joining the family.

Rukia: Wow-

Renji: Orihime IS the kinky one.

Rukia: I'm more amazed they accepted this change so easily.

Keigo: Really? I saw it coming from a mile away, I'm not that surprised.

Aizen: Keigo.

Keigo: Why.. why are you talking to me..

Aizen: We had our little moment before, remember?

Keigo: You mean when I was pissing my pants and you were trying to kill me?

Aizen: Of course.

Ggio: That's called flirting, Keigo.

Keigo: Gross! He tried to stab me!

Aizen: Smh Keigo. Smh.

Keigo: I'm not the crazy one here!

Gin: You mentioned choking on Chad's cock before.

Keigo: Chad is my man, it's different.

Chad: You too Keigo.

Ggio: You know, I'm actually not horny or high for once.

S-zayel: Thank God.

Ggio: I'm just really, really, really, REALLY sad that Barragan-sama is disappointed in me.

Barragan: As I should be.

Ggio: Please forgive me, my lord!

Barragan: No.

Ggio: I'm gonna cry!