Simpsons randomness

Penny shipped with different characetrs pt.2

This is from my Simpsons oneshot book from my old account, galaxy dust. So I'm gonna continue it. Enjoy 😉

Cecil
Penny chugged a big glass of beer. She was so hyped for some reason. She was really drunk. Out of the blue, bob walks in, along with a man she never met before. He looked like bob, except his hair was shorter and blonde. He looked a little younger too.

They both take a seat beside penny. She twists her head towards them. A smirk forms across her face. "Oh bob. Who's thes ?~" she slurs. "Oh penny. This is Cecil. He's my little brother." He introduced him. "Hello." Cecil greets. He grabs penny's hand and kisses the back of it. What a gentleman. "Damn! Your smokin' pretty boy~" she flirts. Cecil blushes. "Is she always like this?" Cecil asked his brother. Bob pinched his nose and shakes his head. "Only when she's drunk."

Penny grabs Cecil by his crotch. "Wanna be my master, pretty boy~❤️" she flirts. Cecil pulls away. He looks at his brother and mouths 'help me!''. But bob just stays there and watches, trying not to crack up.

Mrs. karrbopble
All the laddies were at edna's  house, having a laddies' night. Helen, marge, patty and selma, Elizabeth, edna, penny, and maude were all there. They decided to do it for penny, since she's getting tired of being around men all the time. The last she went to moe's, she almost got sexually assaulted. So she's taking a well, deserved break.

"Penny, isn't this funner than going to moe's all the time?" Edna asked her. Penny took a sip of wine from her wine glass. "Hell ya! I'm having a great time! We should do this more often!" She eagerly replied back. "Well, we're glad you're having a good time dear." Maude kindly said. After hours of fun, everyone left, except penny. Edna wanted her to stay the night. "Penny I'll be right back." Edna gets up and walks away. Penny gets up as well to find the restroom. As she does, she sees a door just sitting there wide open. Curious, she goes to investigate. Turns out that it was edna's bedroom and she was in nothing but underwear, bra and stripper leggings. "Oh shit! Sorry edna!" She covers her eyes in embarrassment. Edna's face fades red as a tomato. She then smirks and slams penny to the wall. "Edna wha-" before she finished her sentence, edna pulls her into her lips. They pull away and blush. "I guess we're a thing now." Penny blushed. "Yup!" Edna replied.

Moe
Penny looks around moe's tavern. It was so quiet here, since not a lot people come here. Lenny,Carl, homer and barney were chatting about only god knows. Penny sighed to herself. Suddenly, moe, the bartender,comes up to her. "Hey penny, you alright?" He asked her. She looks up at him. "Yeah, just bored as shit." She lazily answered. "Wanna beer?" He asked holding up a glass. Penny shakes her head no. Moe holds penny's hand. "Listen, I know you go through a lot, so just know I'll be here if you need support" moe kindly smiles. Penny wraps moe in a warm hug. "Thanks moe. I needed that..." she said.

Hope you liked this crap 💙