Burnsmithers is canon ft: wondergirl1059

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[Me]: so Smithers, have you came out to him yet, or are still in the closet?
[Smithers]: No I haven't. I don't know what to say to him.
[Me]: C'mon! You have to tell him! Think about your fans! People want this! Think about yourself!
[Smithers]: I'm just not ready yet.
[Me]: Not ready yet?! You've been in the closet longer than any other cartoon character I've ever met! Please!
[Smithers]: I told you I'm not ready!
[Me]: Well, I guess I have to bring my friend in!
[Me]: Wonder girl!! Come here!!
*girl walks in*
[Me]: Smithers, meet wonder girl. She's the biggest burnsmithers fan I know.
[Wonder girl]: *le gasp* MY BABY!!! *warps Smithers in a hug* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!
[Smithers]: An I really that great? Huh.
[Wonder girl]: Where's Monty? Tell him to come here!
[Me]: Ok. MONTY!! GET YOUR OLD ASS IN HERE NOW!!
[Mr burns]: Ugh! What do you want now?!
[Penny]: Hey guys! What's happening?
[Wonder girl]: Oh hey penny
[Me, wonder girl and penny]: *looks at Smithers and mr Burns* *lenny face intensifies*
[Mr burns]: What the hell are you girls looking at?!
[Wonder girl]: *pushes Smithers to mr burns* KISS!!
[Me, penny, and wonder girl]: KISS!!! KISS!!! KISS!!! KISS!!! KISS!!! KISS!! KISS!!! KISS!!! KISS!!! KISS!!!
[Smithers]: *grabs me burns* I'm so sorry about this, sir. *kisses*
[Me and wonder girl]: * screaming fangirl noises* BURNSMITHERS IS CANON!!!
[Penny]: *pulls out notebook* I have to draw them in my yaoi book!! *starts to draw burnsmithers yaoi while nose bleeding*
[Smithers]: I love you sir. With all of my heart.
[Mr burns]: so do I, Waylon.

The end. Wonder girl, if you're reading this, I hope you like it.

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