Simpsons randomness

If penny was in the shining 🪓🩸

This is penny in probably my favorite horror ever, the shining. Hope you enjoy 😊

Beautiful shots of a lake and forests glide all around, as a small yellow car slowly drives by. Followed by a bright blue car(penny's car)

[penny]: C'MON! HURRY THE HELL UP YOU SLOW B*TCH!!! F*CK!!
[wendy]: jack? Did you hear something?
[jack]: No, why?
[wendy]: I thought I heard something
[danny]: I can't wait till we get there!
[penny]: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!!! I'VE NEVER MET SOMEONE SO SLOW AS THIS B@ST@RD!!!

*~*At the hotel*~*
[penny]: Why an I even here? Isn't this place closed? So why the hell am I even here?!
[me]: logic. Deal with it
[danny]: *riding his big wheel*
[penny]: Hey kiddo. Whatcha up to?
[danny]: my mommy says I'm not supposed to talk to strangers
[penny]: I'm not a stranger, I'm just a friend you haven't met yet
[danny]: oh ok!
[penny]: well I'll see you around

Later~
[penny]: *dancing down the hallway with earbuds in* 🎶It started when we were younger, you were mine~🎶my boo~🎶
[creepy twin girls]: Come play with us penny!
[penny]: OH HELL NO!! *runs down hallway screaming*

[jack]: *types on type writer* *sigh* I'm so bored
[wendy]: Hi hun! Want me to make you some lunch?
[penny]: Aw! They're so cute!~
[jack]: Wendy! When you hear typing on my type writer *angerly demonstrates* then that means I'm working! Don't bother me when I'm working!!
[penny]: Ok it's not as cute as I thought
[wendy]: o-ok...
[jack]: Now why don't you hurry up and get the f*ck out of here?!
[penny]: aww geez! And talk about toxic. I'm hungry. I'm gonna order some Chinese take-out

[danny]: Why is your skin yellow?
[penny]: Not sure, but where I'm from everyone is yellow
[danny]: Wow cool!
[penny]: thanks I know uwu

[jack]: GET BACK HERE, YOU CARTOONISH B*TCH!!
[penny]: *flips him off* How about you take this and shove it up your ass, B*TCH!!!
[jack]: *growling noises*
[penny]: Wendy, I think your husband has gone slightly insane
[jack]: *swings axe at the door* Wendy! I'm home!!
[penny]: Yep. I was right
[wendy]: AHH!!!! HERE!! YOU TAKE CARE OF DANNY!!
[penny]: *looks at danny* Wanna beer?
[wendy]: He's five!
[penny]: WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH HIM?!
[wendy]: Just take him somewhere safe

[delbred Grady]: Swell party, isn't it~
[penny]: Listen dude! I don't have money for you! I don't have time for you! SO GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!! *slaps him* THANK YOU!!

In the end, danny and Wendy made it out alive. Penny survived too and made it back to Springfield, but didn't get her Chinese take-out. Sad :(