Simpsons randomness

New AU

So guys I made a new Simpsons au. It's how each character dies. Yeah it's actually pretty depressing, so yeah, be warned

‼️WARNING‼️This story contains sadness, suicide, death, drugs use, alcoholism, language,and homosexuality. It may also ruin how you see the Simpsons.‼️Viewer descresion is advised‼️

Bart Simpson
Cause of death: hit by car

Story: Bart was skateboarding in the streets, while his sister Lisa and his best friend millhouse watched him. While bart wasn't looking, he skated into a busy highway. He could Lisa and millhouse yell "BART LOOK OUT!!!" from the distance. Suddenly, a car slams into his body, breaking his bones. The only thing the small boy could hear were sirens from ambulances.

Ned Flanders
Cause of death: fell off a cliff

Story: Homer and Ned were just having a normal conversation, when ned's wife Maude falls of a cliff due to homer's stupidity. Without thinking, Ned jumps after his wife, grabbing her as they slowly fall. "Ned! What in heaven's name are you doing?!?!" She yells. Ned hugged his dear wife tightly. "If one of us does, we die together..." he whispers while warm tears fall down his face. Their bodies were found. Cold, covered in blood, and hand in hand.

Lisa Simpson
Cause of death: food poisoning

Story: Lisa watched in disgust as her father and brother, homer and Bart, eat chocolate off the floor. Curiosity gets the best of her though. She takes a piece of chocolate and eats. But, she starts to vomit, her stomach starts to turn, and her face fades to white. Her family drives to the ER as quickly as possible, but it was too late. The doctors could nothing to save her.

C. Montgomery Burns
Cause of death: assacination

Story: Mr. Burns sat as his desk, looking over the quiet town of Springfield. He sighed to himself. His assistant, Smithers, stood right beside him. Out of the blue, someone dressed in all black bust down the door. Burns pounces out of his seat. The mysterious person puts a gun up to burns's head. Smithers froze in place, crying his eyes out. Burns looked at Smithers and smiled. "Smithers...you're the owner of the plant now..." was his final words before a bullet shot through his head.

Homer Simpson
Cause of death: burned in fire

Story: Homer was home alone while his family was at church. Homer lit a cigar and smoked it. As he was falling asleep, the cigar fell out of his mouth and onto a pile of magazines, causing a fire to start. His neighbor Ned, calls the fire department, and his friends and family. When all get there, the house was already ingulfed in flames. They couldn't save him. They all watch the house burn to the ground, with homer inside it.

Maggie Simpson
Cause of death: suffocation

Story: Maggie played with her favorite stuffed bear as Marge was in the kitchen doing her own thing. Maggie sees a plastic bag on the floor and decides to play with it. As she does, the bag falls over her head. She tries to pull it off, but it just tightens around her neck. Maggie screamed for her mother, but they were all muffled. With no hope, Maggie took her last breath and fell to the ground. The sad part is, Maggie was just a little baby.

Edna karbopple
Cause of death: drowning

Story: Edna invited her friend Elizabeth Hoover to come with her to the beach. As they played and splashed in the water, a big wave comes by and snatched Edna. She yelled and cried for help, but soon got dragged underwater. Edna struggled to get back above air as the water filled up her lungs. Edna sunk to the bottom of the sea, and no one found her.

Penny Heartfelt
Cause of death: brain damage

Story: Penny was at a nearby bar, hanging out with her lady friends. A drunk woman comes over and starts fighting with her. Penny fought back, throwing insults and curseful nicknames. Her friend tried to stop her, but penny just pushed her away. The drunk woman grabs
A wine bottle and smashes it against a table. She then smashes it over penny's head, causing it to split in half. Penny falls to the floor, as blood drips from her head and mouth.

Waylon Smithers
Cause of death: suicide

Story: Waylon had always loved his boss, mr burns. But mr burns never showed respect for him. One day, Waylon had enough and grabbed rope he found off the ground. He tied the noose and hung it from the wall. He writes a note to his boss just to tell him how he feels. After that, he put his head through the rope and started to tear up. "Goodbye world..." was all he said after the rope tightened around his neck. His body dangled around.

Marge Simpson
Cause of death: Car crash

Story: Marge was driving down the highway. She danced along to the music that blasted through her car. When she wasn't looking, another car was coming towards her. The only thing she saw were brights lights. Then everything went black.

Sideshow Mel
Cause of death: preforming accident

Story: Mel was doing an act for Krusty's show. He was tied up to a wall and penny the performer had to throw knives at him without hitting him. Penny didn't aim right, causing one of the knives to pierce mel through his heart. Penny gasped in horror, realizing what she just did. A lot of kids got trumatized that day.

Barney Gumble
Cause of death: heart attack

Story: Barney was at moe's as usual, and of course was chugging down glasses of beer. All of a sudden, Barney felt a burning pain in his chest. He grabbed the area where his heart was, and fell backwards. Everyone freaked out.

Millhouse Van houten
Cause of death: drive-by

Story: Millhouse and his friend Lisa Simpson were taking a stroll through the town. A black Mercedes drives by and one person from the car pulls out a gun. It was meant to his lisa, but millhouse got in the way. He was real brave, but unfortunately lost his life in the process.

Sideshow Bob
Cause of death: prison execution

Story: Sideshow bob has been one's of Springfield's most miliechous criminals. It was about time he finally gets executed. Bob was brought to the court room, and put onto the electric chair. They strapped him in, as bob didn't even look scared. They pressed the button, as bob's body starts to get electrocuted. Bob screamed and cried, but no one listened. They wanted him gone.

Nelson Muntz
Cause of death: Beaten to death

Story: Nelson was walking from school, a bored expression on his face. Out of nowhere, a pair of hands pull him into an alley way. It was a group of older kids. Nelson gulped in fright. The kids through punches at him, kicked him as hard as they could, and cut with knives. Nelson's body was found in a dumpster, all beaten and bruised.

Cecil Terlwigger
Cause of death: prison rape

Story: Cecil layer in his prison cell, tired as all hell. His cell mate, was sitting on his bunk, staring at him. The man walks over to Cecil, pinning him against the wall. Cecil sweated. The man ties Cecil up to a chair and taped his mouth. He begin to stroke him and bite his neck. Cecil tried to scream, but no one could hear him. Tears poured out of his eyes, knowing he wasn't gonna make it.

Krusty the clown
Cause of death: overdose

Story: Krusty was at his studio, looking at important papers. He smoked on his cigar as he did. Suddenly, he felt his body violently twitch. He couldn't do anything to stop it. He dropped dead on the floor, while the cigar fell out of his mouth.

YES IM FINALLY DONE! Hey guys sorry if this makes you feel sad after reading this. Also I spent 2 whole hours on this. Hope you liked it 💚