VRchat comedy

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by NekuFlower

by NekuFlower

Most of these are from the youtuber named Mully. Go check him out, he's really funny.

Scene 1.
Bob: Penny! Penny!
Penny(with auto tune on): What do you wannnnnnt?~
Bob: We're here to save you!
Penny: What do you f*cking mean SAVE ME~?! I am perfectly-
Barney: *touches penny's arm*
Penny: GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM ME~!!!
Penny: Put your f*cking guns down *pulls out grenade* or I'm gonna pull the grenade~!!
*grenade noises*
Penny: OH NO I JUST PULLED THE GRENADE~!!!
Bob: *laughing really hard*
Penny: YALL BETTER STAY AWAY~!!
Smithers: *throws plastic at penny*
Penny: WHO THREW THAT PLAAAAASTIC~!!
Penny: *gets blown up by grenade"
Bob: *falls on the ground laughing"

Scene 2.
Millhouse: *dressed up as someone from domino's* Here's your order from domino's!! Extra pepperoniiiiiiiii!!
Ralph: *walks to the door dressed up as someone from Pizza Hut* uwu
Millhouse: The f*ck you doing here?!
Millhouse: *aggressively hits ralph" Get the f*ck outta here! NOBODY WANTS PIZZA HUT!!!!
Lisa: *dressed up as someone from little ceasers" y'know what? Imma go. *drives away*

Scene 3.
Smithers: Look Monty! There's a depressed girl up there, Monty!
Mr Burns: The f*ck you want to do about it?!
Smithers: Go talk to her with you soothing voice! You have a way calming thoughts!
Mr Burns: Ok. I'll see what I can do. *walks up to depressed girl* Hello there!
Smithers: Holy sh*t Monty! Look a whale!
Mr Burns: HOLY SH*T!
Smithers: Wow! A whale! It's so cool!
Penny(in heat): Is that a sperm whale? 'Cause that's my kinda whale~
Smithers: *uncomfortable laugh*

Scene 4.
Bart: *coming up on an elevator* NO NO DON'T TOUCH ME THERE! THIS IS MY NON NO SQUARE!! NO NO DON'T TO-
Nelson and Lisa: *stares at bart*
Bart: NO NO DON'T- *gets touched by lisa* HEY IM SICK OF DISRESPECTING MY NO NO SQUARE! THIS ELEVATOR is my no no square *hits a button on the elevator* NO NO DONT YOUCH ME THERE THIS IS MY-*elevator goes down"
Nelson and Lisa: *laughs*

Scene 5.
Lenny(singing): I did a sh*t today~! In the microwave~! Right in a bowl~! Of my mom's fresh casserole~! Why don't my parents love me~?
Moe(also singing): Its because you won't stop being so damn ugly~!
Moe: Seriously dog. You're really ugly.

Might make a part 2. Anyway hop you liked it! Peace out! ❤️